CHUD - Crack & Beans [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Fiendish Fry]
Okay, ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Chud, motherfucker fuck with me
We control shit like puppetry
You sleep on the beat like Whinnie
Poo come out your mouth we winning
Fiend team wet jeans Chud getting skrilla
Spitting Slug Village Madlib J Dilla
[?] icy vanilla
Chud gross shit man beans on liquor
How you gon' fuck with my boys?
Fucked up fuckin with my coins
Worst guys Chancellor and Troy
Man all she needed was my toy
Fry deep fried and I'm kind stew
Grime stick mind prick fine brew
Fine bitch slime lick dime too
Fight dicks fly shit my lou
Flow so gross make your crotch itch
Cop your watch nine times rich
Fry got balls you bocce, bitch
Eatin' by your girl like Mob, Glitch
Cause I'm the Fiendish genius
Chud spit shit feel squeamish
Swedish greens hit
Bean licked man, I'm finished
Ah! Ooh ah, ah! Ahh!
Ha ha ha ha

[Hook: CHUD]
All I need is crack and beans x8

[Verse 2: Bumbo]
Just like my father!
Nice to fucking meet you
Time to fucking beat you
You don't give a fuck about anybody
(Me too!)
Don't give a fuck about safety
The gentlemen and ladies
Who all drive Mercedes
Will all watch their babies
Grow up and fuck up and burn and then die
One vicious cycle will never subside
Take a good look right in my eye
(Then cum on my face)
I will never tell a lie
Cause I play god, am God
Don't give a damn, odd
How you think I won't do the things I do?
Never underestimate me
Or I'll make you masturbate me
I'll kill you, then bring you back
But I never have
(Fuck that!)
If I want you dead I want you dead
That's all it is, that's all I said
Don't ask me again if you want your head
Just shut the fuck up
And give me some head
You've made my list
You're almost dead
Better pay me back
Better win me over
Better let me bend you over
Fuck permission take it quick
Try and put up with the screams
Think that ho had not been raped
Bitch fuckin' please
And I'm out, I hate all of you

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Mayonudz]
Yo, wander through the forest
It's Mayo on the track
I'll eat some fuckin porridge
Then I'll tie you to the train tracks
I'm such a vagrant villain
Sacrifice I'll make a killin'
Grav-bong buckets splashin' spillin'
Me and bitches Jack and Jillin'
Antifreeze gone cause I dumped it
In the girl's stall
Oedipal on these motherfuckers
Stab them in the eyeballs
Be disobedient 'til the civilized world falls
I'll take the leader's head
And I'll slam it through the drywall
Seduce a bitch, I do the shit
Just to remove her spleen
Then I sell it on the organ market
Maybe make some green
She's subdued and stitched
I'm jerkin' it to pics of Charlie Sheen
I'm really quite the average guy
But promise I'm not mean
The world we know now composed
Of points one, two, and three
One; pull the trigger shooting
Any fam that's not my tree
Two; These empty words distort
False meaning, nothing's true
And three; you best stay out this forest
Mayo might just come for you

[Hook]

[Verse 4: Delivery Man]
Ding dong!
It's the Delivery Man
And he's here to deliver
And put pepperoni on your pizza
If you think I can't get there
In thirty minutes or less
You're mistaken
Because it only takes me five minutes
To fuck your bitch
Mushrooms, anchovies
Bitch, I've got it all
Now give me my tip
And I'll go to the next call

[Verse 5: Rat God]
Rat God
Cup of codeine
Crack in my throat
Fuck the police
Send a picture of your tits
To my iPhone
No socks on
Got my pistol out
Bang bang
Fuck school, Imma be
Selling crack, bitch
Ten rings on, gold round my neck
Tub full of worms make these bitches wet
Get money
Pour champagne on that pussy
Eat it out
Slurp slurp!
Fuck church, fucking bitches
'Til my dick hurt
Making money, carry that Glock in the mall
Fuck chumps, get shot, bitch!
Rat God

[Hook]

[Outro: Suicide]
Ay, yo it's Suicide on the track!
I'm gonna kill myself