CHUD - Intro [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Skit: Person]
(Dog Barking)
Person-"You ready for school?"
Chud-"Yeah, should I put all the stuff in the back?"
Person-"You ready for the first day!"
Chud-"Yeah lets get it"
Person-"Boy! We gon chill with them pretty looking girls and their short shorts"
Chud-"They all gon look the same though"
Person-"... and their jean skirts"
Chud-"Jean, jean, jeans... Oakton 2014!"
Person-"We're about to be late though"
Chud-"Man Whatever..."

[Verse 1: Chud]
Walked into this high school so far lost
Now I'm leaving this high so far gone
Never could pictured the day where I would be moving on
Mazel Tov, Now go step on a crouton
Oh, The news on
Current events on CNN
Oh, the Syrians could we ever imagine being them
This just in, Chud's reading of a teleprompter
"Man i knew he couldn't rap like Deli Man's daughter"
But somehow he got your head spinning like a helicopter
With a doughnut he glazed the eyes of a coper
"Sir your eyes look red, are you under the influence"
I'll let you off with a warning if you listen to my music
I got all the power in my hand deepening on how I use it
This one is for the listener and the future college student
Coming from Fairfax County
Getting these broads wetter than the test results at Bounty
I place a high bounty for those who try to find me
Cause you'll never find me cause I be in the brain inside the
So i got you
Thinking bout me
Talking bout me
Walking like me
Talking like me
Oh, I'm the prodigy you my protégé
Watch as the master forms another lane
For the people like me and the suckers who smoke Marry Jane
So ask David Blaine
Am I blowing Os or eating Cheerios, saying cheerio to mirror hoes who got they ass up on the table, sticking they lips out like they caught venereal
Thoughts going through my head as I eat Oakton's cereal
They say something more meaningful
About my character
Do I embarrass ya
Or would you wanna marry a...
Nigga

(Laugh)

Am I rapping as Chud or a High School narrator?

[Outro]
Real talk, just let it rock
Oakton 2014 you know!
C.H.U.D Nigga

[Voicemail: Person]
"Yo what up Chud! Uh my bad dude I can't give you a ride home today...
(Gets interrupted)
Yo uhh I'm kinda busy right now my bad...
(Gets interrupted again)
Sorry bro I have to head out, your gon have to find another ride, Peace!"