Cold Cold Hearts - Broken Teeth [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

What kinda cake do you want me to bake for you?
And how many hearts are you gonna break into?
When I saw you walkin' down my street, I thought
"That's the kinda asshole I'd like to meet"
I want you

How many ways can I be a fuckin' bore, doormat?
"Did you ever?" "No I didn't "No I never said a thing like that"
Yeah, you ain't all that in a Cadillac
I want my little mister ashtray back
I want my long-eye-lash-date back
I don't care how I get him back

"Oh Carol, I am but a fool
And I still love you, and I promise to be true..."
What kinda cake do you want me to bake for you?
And how many hearts are you gonna break in two?
I got broken teeth in my broken dreams
Hey what does it mean? What does that mean?
I hate you

Mr. Nice Guy's such a nice guy today
Yeah so he never has a fuckin' thing to say
Just throw me some crumbs, I'll beg for your scraps
I want a man in a uniform, I want a man like a unicorn--
I want a man in a uniform, yeah

"Dear Mary, people often ruin their lives in the attempt to satisfy their desires..."
Yeah. Hey--who said that? I think some guy said that...
And all the kids with their heads bigger than their bodies like those big-eyed Keane dolls...
And you say I'm crazy (cause I am)
So, well, I don't know about the anorexic Fashion Show, but--
You'll never work in this town again