College Humor - Poke Rap [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

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Tekst piosenki

I wanna be the best there ever was
To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattatta, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree!

You knew that part but now there's more!
With all new games! New Pokemon to explore!

Gengar, Vullaby, Raticate, Toxicroak
Armaldo, Vileplume, Skitty, Seismetoad
Combusken, Snorlax, Millotic, Togepi
Crustle, Gogoat, Luxio, Volbeat!
Metang, Herdier, Farfethch'd, Slowpoke
Solrock, Gothitelle, Minun, Tympole
Deerling, Aegislash, Sandslash,Steelix
Graveler, Oshawott, Camerupt, Swirlix!

Gotta catch 'em all Pokemon!

Ledyba, Sawsbuck, Shellos, Gabite
Foongus, Duskull,Gulpin, Vannilite
Espeon, Makuhita, Throh, Mewtwo
Cleffa, Larvesta, Moltres, Pumpkaboo!
Emolga, Lotad, Haunter, Sewaddle
Paras, Magneton, Duosion, Weepinbell
Porygon-Z, Litleo, Flabebe, Articuno
Lanturn,Munchlax, Badculin, Pidgeotto!

Phew...that was a lot! How many to go?

638!

Wait..what?....nononono!

Galvantula, Staryu, Lopunny, Breloom
Electabuzz, Luvdisc, Magmortar, Skiploom
Wurmple, Avalugg, Piplup, Scyther
Rhyperior, Tyranitar, Lairon, Pyroar!
Azumaril, Zekrom, Hippopootas, Glaceon
Straptor, Giratina, Yamask, Flygon
Lickylicky, Pancham, Mantyke, Pidgeot
Palkia, Wooper, Gallade, Pawniard!

Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all

Do we?

Yes!

Fletchinder, Croconaw, Durant, Cherim
Mew, Amaura, Ursaring, Elgyem
Clempearl, Magikarp, Chatot, Aurorus
Pidove, Ludicolo, Darkrai, Nosepass!
Cranidos, Kyogre, Inkay, Magnezone
Shuppet, Walrein, Delcatty, Gyarados!
Ralts, Latias, Chandelure, Torchic!
Wormadam, Abra, Venomoth, Joltik!

For real though...my throat's getting sore. I need a rest

No rest for the best!

Best..ugh...i get it. fine...

Sunkern, Wingull, Cyndaquill, Timburr
Karrablast, Frillish, Keldeo, Serperior
Starmie, Bellossom, Rufflet, Sharpedo
Florges, Mienfoo, Weavile, Lunatone
Phanpy,Vibrava, Flareon, Bulbasaur!
Cincinno, Swanna, Pinsir, Omastar!
Excadrill, Umbreon, Victini, Relicanth
Chingling, Gliscor, Vanilish, Liligant

These are all seriously Pokemon!

Bronzor, Spearow, Kakuna, Castform
Smeargle, Donphan, Porygon 2, Heatmore
Kekleon, Spewpa, Meowstick, Wobbofett
Spritzee, Grumpig, Onix, Stoutland!
Abomasnow, Electivire, Aerodactyl, Solosis
Aron, Mawile, Riolu, Lapras
Dunsparce, Vivillion, Ho-Oh, Quilava
Bunnelby, Exegecute, Shelmet, Kingdra!

Can i at LEAST get a snack? My blood sugar's low...

We paid you to sing not to stuff your hole!

Quilfish, Skorupi, Burmy, Trubbish
Metagross, Accelgor, Liepard, Corphish
Shiftry, Illumise, Kriketot, Tepig
Glameow, Buneary, Buizel, Togekiss
Simipour, Groudon, Marill, Golbat
Mime Jr., Zweilous, Spinda, Ninjask!
Misdreavus, Charmeleon, Regigigas, Weezing!
Chinchou, Aromatisse, Gothita, Nidoking!

Can never have too many Pokemon!

Ugh...

Corsola, Shinx, Zorua, Xatu
Conkeldurr, Rayquaza, Golduck, Tentacool
Jellicent, Dragalgea, Murkrow, Lileep
Unfeazent, Wailmer, Monferno, Eevee
Ambipom, Lombre, Grotle, Mantine
Charmander, Alakazam, Azurill, Ferroseed
Loudred, Electrike, Spiritomb, Electross
Seel, Clefairy, Driftblim, Delphox

Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all

But..i have a life!

Leave it!

Volcarona, Vulpix, Hariyama, Reshiram
Gloom, Malimar, Psyduck, Golem
Sneasle, Simisage, Roggenrola, Blastoise
Tynamo, Lampent, Klefki, Purrloin
Skuntank, Tailow, Braxien, Yanma
Dragonair, Machamp, Cacnea, Dialga
Dirfloon, Marowak, Stantler, Mudkip
Panpour, Mienshao, Primeape, Fenniken

Not even half way through! Pokemon!

Squirtle, Tyrogue, Yveltal, Bidoof
Feraligatr, Cacturne, Beartic, Sliggoo
Clefable, Nincada, Stunfisk, Mareep
Ampharos, Magcargo, Caterpie, Slaking
Probopass, Mr. Mime, Drapion, Folatzel
Absol, Jumpluff, Torterra, Victrebel
Axew, Pansear, Doublade, Nidoqueen
Darumaka, Shroomish, Kirlia, Koffing!

Hey!

Oh thank god! Am i done?

Nope! Just dropping off the next list!

NO! PLEASE!

Hypno, Quagsire, Treeko, Horsea
Bagon, Linoone, Phione, Bayleaf
Sudowoodo, Crogunk, Houndoom, Seadra
Hitmonlee, Mightyena, Dedenne, Creselia
Darmanitan, Empoleon, Cubone, Hippowdon
Rapidash, Diggersby, Arcanine, Hydreigon
Carracoasta, Tentacruel, Reuniclus, Garchomp
Typholsion, Carvanah, Dwebble, Machop!

Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all

Klingklang, Furfrou, Aggron, Mesprit
Glalie, Krookodyle, Fraxure, Archen
Greninja, Phantump, Blaziken, Scizor
Helioptile, Samurott, Slakoth, Clawitzer
Meganium, Dratini, Bastiodon, Arceus
Seviper, Manaphy, Shellder, Goreybyss
Claydol, Arbok, Starly, Charizard
Scolipede, Cascoon, Gible, Gardevioir!

THATS IT! NO MORE!

Dont you wanna be the very best?

NO

Well the doors are locked so you best finish!

Salamence, Pichu, Altaria, Clauncher
Swinub, Ninetales, Slugma, Whismur
Jigglypuff, Chimchar, Braviary, Nuzleaf
Jynx, Tornadus, Chickorita, Stunky
Musharna, Kabutops, Meloetta, Houndour
Wartortle, Dusknoir, Shedinja, Emboar
Zangoose, Froslass, Nidoran, Zubat
Natu, Zorua, Swellow, Noibat!

This..is..wrong! Peole know im here!

Just keep on rapping no one's coming for you!

Seedot, Omanyte, Budew, Anorith
Thunderus, Frogadier, Krabby, Togetic
Coballion, Bouffalaunt, Patrat, Surskit
Kabuto, Scatterbug, Pansage, Litwik
Crawdaunt, Grimer, Mismagius, Whirlepede
Kriketune, Sableye, Miltank, Goldeen
Skarmory, Heatran, Dustox, Metapod
Roselia, Drilbur, Chespin, Marshtomp

Who..are you?

It's no use you're caught like we're gonna catch em all Pokemon!

Jirachi,.Alomamola, Beedrill, Parasect
Spoink, Ledian, Ditto, Sentret
Turtwig, Teddiursa, Slowking, Snover
Sawk, Tortouga, Tauros, Garbodor
Meowth, Spheal, Mincinno, Scraggy
Lilipup, Woobat, Zigzagoon, Flaffy
Girafarig, Whimsicott, Dodrio, Poliwag!
Igglypuff, Happiny, Swablu, Swoobat!

[cough]

Sceptile, Swadloon, Bannette, Ferrothorn
Hoppip, Octillery, Slurpuff, Noivern
Exploud, Hoothoot, Infernape, Shuckle
Archeops, Plusle, Genesect, Weedle
Snubbull, Ekans, Dodrio, Porygon
Granbull, Latios, Golurk, Rhyhorn
Purugly, Spinarak, Swalot, Swampert
Cherubi, Roserade, Yanmega, Pelliper!

Liste, i have to uh..pick up my son from soccer practice. he needs me

We have your son too!

NO! Dont hurt him! I'll play your game

Binacle, Tangrowth, Stravaia, Silcoon
Landorus, Larvitar, Vespiquen, Pikachu
Venonat, Carbink, Ducklett, Beldum
Tropius, Zebstrika, Drowzee, Smoochum
Sigilyph, Cloyster, Regice, Goodra
Pacharisu, Floette, Remoraid, Hawlucha
Muuna, Magby, Growlithe, Pignite
Furret, Bisharp, Simisear, Burgmite

Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all

You won't get away with this!

We already have!

Gigalith, Medicham, Leavanny, Shaymin
Vaniluxxe, Unown, Sandile, Kyurem
Aipom, Beeheyem, Trevenant, Dewgong
Palpitode, Bibarel, Deoxys, Watchog!
Barbroach, Eelektirk, Scrafty, Kadabra
Chesnaught, Raichu, Gurdurr, Gothorita
Cryoginal, Politoad, Baltoy, Venipede
Doduo, Haxorus, Exeggutor, Combee!

Water..please....

Water is a type of Pokemon!

Goomy, Rhydon, Likitongue, Cottonee
Magmar, Klang, Nidorina, Blissey
Xernias, Torkoal, Trapinch, Shelgon
Tranquill, Espurr, Sealeo, Lumineon
Cubchoo, Deino, Krokorok, Meditite
Registeel, Pangoro, Wigglytuff, Celebi
Noctowl, Escavilier, Prinplup, Virizion
Piloswine, Wynaut, Quallidin, Sylveon

How you holding up?

Not good...i..

I dont care!

Pineco, Grovyle, Barbanacle, Slowbro
Cradily, Tyrantrum, Wailord, Skiddo
Whiscash, Suicune, Regirock, Azelf
Kangashkhan, Audino, Entei, Bellsprout
Druddigon, Ariados, Manectric, Froakie
Maractus, Rotom, Chimecho, Bonsly
Shieldon, Petilil, Honchkrow, Helioisk
Chansey, Mamoswine, Mothin, Foretress

Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all

Ugh...

Sandshrew, Huntail Mandibuzz, Bronzong
Cofagrigus, Zapdos, Delibird, Snorunt
Numel, Finneon, Tangela, Poliwhirl
Dusclops, Dewott, Gourgeist, Ivysaur
Zygarde, Magnemite, Boldore, Snivy
Gollet, Lucario, Oddish, Luxray
Fletchling, Lugia, Klink, Carnavine
Gligar, Crobat, Gastrodon, Beautifly

Thats it...no more...

Dont you love your son?
Daddy he's got a gun!

I'll KILL YOU YOU SOCIOPATH

Nidorino, Voltorb, Talonflame, Amoongus
Hitmontop, Poochyena, Persian, Heracross
Vigoroth, Totodyle, Sunflora, Raikou
Pupitar, Feebass, Elekid, Geodude
Machoke, Tyrunt, Masquerain, Leafeon
Servine, Rampardos, Blitzle, Hitmonchan
Skrelp, Uxie, Kingler, Muk
Honedge, Terrakion..

THATS THEM ALL I'M DONE

Did you remember to say both Nidorans/

Yes..male and female..

All right! Sounds good! Now let's go for take 2!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gotta catch 'em all Pokemon!

Tłumaczenie piosenki

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