Coydog - Seppuku [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
The vessel's two exits is seppuku
My pen bestrew this canvas with a mantra lewd and hectic, soon
These heartless, brutish bars I bark go hard like ruthless wrestlers do
My crude crew above number two, like we stepped in poo
Gloomy, decrepit mood; I hide it - I'm shy and quiet
Rap about the coke, but actually, that shit is Diet
Hi, it's the outcast - setbacks? I got a few
My voice is lame as fuck, and screw it: I'm Jewish, too
But I'm smart, head sharp like Bart's
I'm Homer mixed with Simpson, bars is dark as OJ's heart
I could barf the Odyssey, there's honestly no stopping me
Nor is there much modesty, I'm mastering the -ologies
You're a fallacy; my policy's to drop the beats, then mosh on speed
Dog-god balling 'til these motherfuckers bawling, see?
Call me CD, but I never got dropped
Or you could call me janitor, I leave the damn floor mopped

[Verse 2]
Slimy nihilist, your honey on the lion’s dick
Cops is getting grumpy ‘cause I tend to make the sirens blip
Nine at hip, when I rhyme I’m spitting wild quips
Smiling from opposite of mild shit from vial sipped
Kind of quick at rapping, drafting soon-to-be defiled hits
I’m such an alcoholic, stole a whiny bitch’s wine to drink
She just a Y bitch now, and I be high as risk
Of getting wired when you snorting motherfucking lines, on piff
I’m in the sky, fucking shining like Orion is
Smashed from black hash, lungs is blackening like miners, bitch
No Eli Manning, but my mind is on some giant shit
Inspired kids admire it, reminding ‘em what vile is
For my cell, dial six six six
Riled kid spits sick and you love it like Lyle, bitch
Chatter shift to newbie’s assonance, the silence nixed
Never gave a fuck, I’m abstinent, my violence miffs

[Verse 3]
Blurring line of fiction and reality
Murder rhymes, spurning pride: the kid, he let the talent speak
Ornery misfit, score with this fine, slick wit
Tsk-tsk, whore: you're out of line with your pissed quips
Spiderman in this bitch, I amaze these hoes
I bring the world to its knees, like it's me about to suck off my retarded cousin
Only taste the 'tron, but bake 'til I'm wavy, though
That big-headed, bookish, prep student give that brainy dome
Insane flow, crazy as an institution truant
Lunatic that tend to dupe and then consume humans
Screw with the union? Fag, you'll be a brag in our music
My life is in ruins, I need a doob and a nude trick
Move quicker than tunas from pumas in schooners
Dope, but white as a ghost
So this dude fucking spook 'em
Truth is useless, the lions lie to catch their prey
When the Pride's arrived, rivals know they have to pray