Creature Feature - You'll Never Guess! [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

You'll never guess!
What i found under the floorboards in the basement!
Next to the shovel under the cold, cold, ground
You'll never guess!

You'll never guess!
What i found under earth in the cellar
Next to the boiler in the hot, hot coals!
You'll never guess!

Not one for diggin' up the past
I say let old ghosts die
The ol' bones in the closet must be hung out to dry

You'll never guess!
What i found buried beneath the apple tree
Wrapped in linen and covered in lye
You'll never guess!

You'll never guess!
What i found out in the rose garden
Chopped to pieces and cleverly hid!
You'll never guess!

Not one for diggin' up the past
I say let old ghosts die
The ol' bones in the closet must be hung out to dry

Not one for diggin' up the past
I say let old ghosts die
The ol' bones in the closet must be hung out to dry
Not one for causing tidal waves
I say let ol' dogs lie
That silence rots your brain
It has simply gone Awry!