Cryptrik - I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Oh crap

[Car Engine Starting Sounds]
Why won't this thing turn on!?

[Home Run Bat Sound]
Incredible

[Unintelligible]

You’re a big guy
For you

Somebody once told me that Bane was gonna troll me, I ain't the biggest guy on the plane
I was looking kinda dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of a hook on my belt-loop

Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

You've brOugHt all the haAaaPiness, but you still want penis
(and this is a big butt)
Parade all the you penis, though there’s no one keeping penis

[Record Scratching]
No, I just want penis

Dreaming of vertigo
{Simultaneous Grapefruit Sounds]
From the hiiiiiigh
[Bong Noise]
FEeeLiNg tHEe UndErtOw wHeEn it StAarts tO break
(Break it down!)

Everything will fall
[Cartoon Falling Sound}
[Cartoon Bouncing Sound]
All that's real is what remains
Do, do, do

Sorry. Sorry, everyone
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What have you stopped it for?
I'm not allowed to- I'm not allowed to play that one yet, actually
Ah, ok. That's fair enough
Hey, but yo. Why- Why don't you do a crazy freestyle bit?
What, you want me to freestyle, now?
Yeah, man. Get crazy on those beats
Ok then
I'm gonna drop the beat, here we go

(Aw shit, you know what that means. It's time for a freestyle, y’all.)
[not quite Intelligible Rap & guitar solo]
Gas gas gas!
I’m gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly!
And be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah!
I’ll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight!
To be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah!
I’m gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

[Airhorn Sound]
(Holy shit, dog! That's gotta be the best god-damn freestyling in the world. Yo, Whizzkid. Don't stop there, motherfucker.)
[semi-intelligible rap & FoTS solo]

I hate this channel
No, no!
[Remote Control Click]

A Caaaake of the taaaat
All you had to Ooown
A pen
Apple apple pen
P.P.A.P
Apple pen

We're of the same affair
PrIdE bEfOrE tHe FaLl
Penis peen peenis
Penis peen-penis
NO!

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito
(Sube, sube, sube, sube, sube)

[Loud Nigra]
[A song with a female vocalist -update if you find out which song]

No no no
No no
No! Noo!!
What the hell!?

I've fallen, and I can't get up

There. Now it's art!