D12 - Gay Health Club (Skit) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(End of Under the Influence sample and phone ringing)

[Receptionist] Hello, T N T
[Bizarre] Yeah, T N T Health Club?
[Receptionist] Yes
[Bizarre] 8 Mile Shakers and, uh, Boost[?] Office?
[Receptionist] Yes
[Bizarre] Oh, ok. Yeah this, uh, Bizarre from, uh, D12. You know, I don't know if you heard my group or shit, from Shady Records
[Receptionist] I'm sorry?
[Bizarre] Uh, D12, we a rap group, you know, or something, so... Um, we going on this little tour, you know, Limp Bizkit, the white boy group, you know what I'm saying...
[Receptionist] No, this is a health club
[Bizarre] I know, I know, uh, let me finish my motherfucking point. We going on this little tour and shit man, and you know what I'm saying, I'm trying to get into shape, you know what I'm saying, and everything gon' piled up, you know, and I was trying to find out how much you charge, and, um...
[Receptionist] Excuse me, this is a.. This is a mens' health club that you're calling
[Bizarre] Oh
[Receptionist] Do you know what you're calling?
[Bizarre] I'm calling a mens' health club, I'm trying to lose some motherfucking weight
[Receptionist] This is a GAYS' mens' health club
[Bizarre] Man, look here man, what does motherfucking being gay gotta do with me working out? Man, I'm trying to lose some motherfucking pounds, I'm...
[Receptionist] Um um, I'm sorry, wait a second, I'm sorry, but, um, I think you're, I think you're calling the wrong number. Ok...
[Bizarre] Do you, do you, health club? Right, I'm not messing this up?
[Receptionist] Yes
[Bizarre] Yeah, motherfucking 8 Mile Shakers
[Receptionist] Y-Yes, but why are you talking to me like that?
[Bizarre] Listen sir, I'm just trying to work out, I'm not about no faggot shit, I mean I got a wife at home you know what I'm saying...
[Receptionist] Oh (call ends)