Danimal Lector - Warrior [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse One: Danimal Lector]

I'mma smoke weed 'til I'm in a coma, cause see, I'm never sober
And we ain't even close to the same, you're a fucking loner
But hey, I'm just a stoner
Rum and soda
Mix it up, I got some coke, not the Cola
The show ain't never over
I'm a soldier, not really, but I got a rifle to prove it
License to kill, and I'm liable to use it
What are you, high or stupid?
Who thinks their better than me? Speak up now
Bet the room gets real quiet, not a sound
Take a seat, cause I'm just learning to heat up now
I ain't from Jersey, but I'll beat the fucking beat up, ow
My teams like, blaow, we're the NBA's heat right now
Webby's Lebron, Gallos Bosh, I'm Wade, I mean like, wow
I feel like a king, no need to bow
Chilling inside this reefer cloud
You're bitch made, get filleted with a switch blade, I'll bleed you out
Give this pussy a real reason to shout
Because I'm crazy like Jay-Z, beyond a reasonable doubt
So let's keep on keepin' on, smoking like Cheech and Chong
Speaking wrong, slurring words, talking like my teeth are gone
Rolling an L, keeping a bong
Me? I'm just breezing along
Daniel Alan pro-quo, diesel dick, you needle dong
I'm a beast, and the lab is my habitat
Got that government green, without the cataracts
Beating me at anything? Huh, that's a task
And if I die today at least I know I had a blast
My life's like a movie, see it's action-packed
Yours is computer generated with a crappy cast
I'm the shit, you're just passing gas
Lyrically, I'mma tap dat ass
You ain't nothing and never will be, it's actually sad
I'm a warrior, a living euphoria
Here's a the story of an 80's baby born around hurricane Gloria
I'mma psycho, cyclone, Waka Flaka side show
Dr. Feel Good, but I'm no doctor, what do I know?
A rhino, my dick is like your thigh bone
Hitting the piff in my zone
Mind blown, holy fuck man I'm stoned
I need a little help, let me see your iPhone
I'm on my way to outer space, just trying to find home
Like E.T, minus the Speak 'N Spell
Reeking like I puffed a pound this week
And well I did, and see I'm feeling swell
I'm all that like Keenan and Kel
It's easy to tell I'm a maniac, see ya in hell
Who's coming with me? It's about to get a little bit ugly
I'm a criminal, dummy, listen throw me in prison
I'm nutty, literally buddy
My pimpin's lovely, sticky as honey
Got me on the moon chilling with Cudi
My brain is silly putty
Fuck bitches, get money
Been there, done that
I'm young and dumb, gun strapped, tucked inside, this gun's capped
I'm leaning like a hunchback, but fuck that
I'll cut off your nutsack with a spinning hubcap
And glue them in your buttcrack