Danny Florio - Brain of Einstein [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
White Trizzy, Danny Florio
You listening to, tails from the inebriated sanctum
And nah, he wasn't really turning up my headphones we knew we were gonna record that
A lot of rappers talk shit before they start spitting and saying
Turn me up in the headphones and shit. My headphones is good
But the other day yo I was thinking about some shit
I had to go to the store for a quart of milk and some prunes
I'm lactose intolerant by the way
Anyways, and I was thinking to myself, every time I go to the store
There's always one thing I forget, and that's the brain of Einstein
But check this shit out

[Verse 1]
I got a plot to steal the brain of Einstein
Breaking nine crimes just to take this guy's mind
Had the mask and the rubber gloves for prints
With the bifocal frames that were covered up with tints
Got the GPS cruising half the state
Using apps to trace while I Google map the place
Every gadget in my laboratory coat pocket
Zach Morris cell, I had enormous phone sockets
Like a story from a sci fi page
Googling the address in wi fi range
Got the images of Einstein's brain
Cause my mind's quite strange in my 5 - 9 frame
Making noises with a psychedelic voice recorder
Cause I suffered from a psychogenic voice disorder
Found a spot and had to hash tag a message
In the science lab where the lab rats are tested
Broken in with a lock picking technique
Drop, stop and roll and I hopped in with webbed feet
Popped in and fled deep, a human with plots
Screws in my sock for a tubular lock
Instruments in watches, jimmy locks for profits
Picking locks and lockets with little pops and sockets
The third floor had science in seven unit
Bio synthetic studies and giant genetic movements
Cross breeding, combining the heads of humans
Reattaching limbs and finding the dead to use it
Got surrounded by bio and medic students
Who had the brain in cryoprotective fluid
I grabbed the brain and got a busted upper lip
Every scientist around tried to sucker punch and pinch
Started running, had to huff and puff a bit
So I tried to break the floor and I dug another inch
Hit some wires, had to double dutch a bit
Everybody started staring like I'm coming up with tricks
Got attacked by some monkey nuts and tits
Had to snuff a dozen chimps that were covered up with ticks
Bumped a table, made a bunsen burner spill
Funnels and a couple germs that bubble, burn and kill
Stomach turning ill, seen a monster flying entity
Running from a bear that was modified genetically
Needed something for a medical contusion
Chemical solutions for testicle protrusions
Put the brain inside my cryogenic chamber
Running for my life avoiding bio chemist danger
Had to vomit, hope they slip on greasy food
Tripping feet of dudes with an intravenous tube
He had a laser beam, guess he wasn't fighting fair
Ducked a shot, then I kicked him down a flight of stairs
Dropped my wallet, probably never get it back
Pacing out the building through an exit in the back
Gotten out, now I'm feeling such a strong pain/
I checked the name and forgot I got the wrong brain
Heading back inside hoping to exchange
Staff personnel had me culprit and the blame
They tried to tell me that he's dead and he's gone
And Einstein's brain was in my head all along