DashieXP - Mortal kombat epic rap battle [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Verse 1: Raiden
Yo Baraka you're my man and anything, but I got all of this people in frona me, and we go way back, like I said; Mortal Kombat II ayeebboyaa

You know all that shit

You know how I said. Let me check it yo!

Yo Baraka you my right hand man neva had a girl you use your right hand man!

It's not your fault that your ugly as f#ck!

Broke so many mirrors your forever bad luck

Look don't get mad 'couse I go hard pause..

Your grill lookin' like you're related to Jaws!

Anyway but thats besides the point you don't even need to rap 'couse I just killed you in this joint!
Verse 2: Baraka
Raiden? Your really goin' do me like that raiden?

Its oaky, don't worry about it. 'Couse I got a little somethin' about you. Check it!

Hi Raiden or should I say Gay-Den!

I know you got a crush on me thats why you hatin

Remember that one time you tried to kiss me!?

Now you infronta all this people trayna diss me!?

Its ok we all know that you gay

And thats why you don't even order food from Chick-Fil-A

Look playa, you don't wanna test me

I can't be your right hand man couse Im a lefty
Verse 3: Liu kang
Uh, got my headphones on bitches! Rets do this! Liu Kang! Uh, uh, uh

Baraka you so ugly I feel your sorrow

Sonya pass right up and she'd rather hit up Goro

Liu Kang b#tch I bicycle kick your head off

I'm the Steve to your Bill

Apple to your Microsoft

Round one flawless round two's the same

B#tch a*s modaf#cka you got no game!

Its all just formality get ready for fatality

You bald baby b#tch ass I might score a... Babality!

(Applause)
Shao KahnEdit

Round two! Spit!
BarakaEdit

Well, well, well, that was cute Liu it was cute

But don't think I forget about that fatality you did to me back on episode two!

Yo!

Liu Kang go fry some won tons

Buy some new pants and throw a shirt on!

Ain't nobody here trayna see that sh#t

I block all your punches and bycycle kicks!

So please you can't out-do me!

And for God sakes! You are not Bruce Lee!

Just Shut up and bake me fortune cookies! So I can feed 'em to my groupies!

(Toasty!)