DashieXP - The Lazy Anthem [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Damn, man I'm tired as fuck
Only got 12 hours of sleep last night
*sigh*
But yo, umm, shout out to T-Dub on the beat
I was too lazy to make my own
I mean don't get me wrong, it's not like-

[Hook]
I'm not lazy, don't be hater
I could do it now but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if sumn don't add up, then pull out the calculator, later

[Verse 1]
Oh man, here we go again, another damn song featuring one of my friends
Oh shit, I was supposed to pick his ass up
I'm comfortable as fuck, yo homie you outta luck
Oh well, I guess I'm going solo, you only live once in this bitch, YOLO
Oh no, I need to get up, but I'm too damn lazy to move from the chest up
Wait, I mean from the chest down
Messed up so many times I'm starting to lose count
It's been a week now, I haven't checked my account
For all I know, all the checks I wrote, bounced

[Hook x2]

[Verse 2]

Blah blah, blah blah blah
I would cook fish, but that shit's gotta thaw
I would eat it frozen, but that would hurt my jaw
And I'm too damn lazy to drive to the hospital
Wait, what the hell just happened?
I don't give a damn cuz my popcorn's poppin'
And when the microwave beep, It's gonna sit there, cause I'll probably be asleep
Damn, I'm feeling kinda ill
Yo, I really need to chill
Everything's getting dark what's the deal
Wait, did I forget to pay my power bill?

[Hook x2]

[Outro]
Yo, wait hold up three verses? Fuck that
Too lazy for that shit
Umm, yeah I'll just do like a lil dance break

Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the, do the
Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance-

Yeah whatever, that's it, I'm done
Get some damn sleep or sumn
Worked too damn hard
Yeah, whatever
G-Unit