[Verse 1]
In my Viper, hyper next to Pfeiffer
Watch the sniper, the next cipher
From diaper to diaper, now pay the piper
Hit the windshield wiper, so I can rap riper
In my G6, on my fix
Got my tricks, got my licks
Bumping Stevie, Nicks Remix
Now we taxi and kids want ticks
In my elevator, dark like Darth Vador
Shoes got alligator, body guard fade Fador
Eating Eminems and Now N Laters
Doors open, turn haters into waiters
In my spaceship, trick on my hip
Hickey on the tip, black hole big flip
Birdman sweating, my whip
No lip, don't trip, just sip with this VIP
[Pre-Chorus]
Now take off your seat belt
For the best ride
[Chorus]
My ride, my ride
My ride, like the tide
You ride, my ride
Till our sighs coincide
My ride, my ride
My ride, like the tide
You ride, my ride
Till our sighs coincide
[Verse 2]
On my escalator, Escalade later
No stepping steps, like my haters
Escapade on rail, my date her
I'm a paid relater, relate this later
On my yellow yacht, go dot to dot
They pot me shot, got game girls hot
This spot so sought, we rock we wrought
Pen jot a lot, this boat I bought
On my Segway, looking like a nerd
But got girl herd, cause I twirl word
Rolling over turd, giving haters bird
Living so absurd, even J Piven heard
In my helicopter, my music hell-a-copp-ed
See a baby doll, I adopt her
Like a Nelly bopper, my spittin stopped her
So smitten topped her, tongue twistin then dropped her
[Pre-Chorus]
Now put on your seat belt
For the best ride
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
On my trendy chopper, blasting Cindy Lauper
This ditty top her, gonna beat Big Bopper
I'm a lyric cropper, like Evel Knievel
But I'm a chart hopper, my fart on the Doppler
In my big blimp, lookin pretty pimp
Good Year, eatin shrimp, bring out the gimp
High but no hemp, so fly so simp
I ain't 50 Cent, but I ain't a nifty wimp
In my F18, mach 6 mack sick
People yellin, big Dick
Doin my schtick, lovin my lyric
Can't you hear it, my victories never Pyrrhic
On my rich, skinny like a broom
Riding like a witch
I itch I switch, no glitch no ditch
She a pro catcher, fast balls I pitch
[Pre-Chorus]
Now put on your seat belt
For the best ride
[Chorus]
