Dirt Nasty - Baby Dick [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Yeah, Dirt Nasty mother fuckers
Check this shit out, it's like this
Yo

[Verse 1]
First of all my dick is small
3 inches hard, two little balls
When the lights are out I stick it in her mouth
She said "I don't smoke Virginia Slims"
I wear a rubber if it fits (shit)
But they don't make condoms for baby dicks
Maybe it's time to buy the pump
But every time I stick my dick in I cum (Uhhhh)
And my last girlfriend was a stripper
Bitch had beef curtains
Like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway
If you want it all day, don't call me (nope)
But you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick
Even Mini Me started laughin' at my little dick
Please lord tell me if you're listenin'
I'm tired of havin' stage fright in the men's urinal

UGH!

[Hook] [x2]
Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
Baby dick, baby baby baby dick
Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick
He gotta baby dick...

[Verse 2]
What's worse? My pops gotta purse
He a fat tranny, works at Circus Circus
And my Mom is bonin Tom
That dude from MySpace dot com (shit)
And my little sis gotta bigger dick
Than me, dad and uncle rick (what)
Fuckin bitch, I wanna beat her down
But she 6 foot 3, 200 pounds
Damn Grannie lost it (coo-coo)
When Grandpa came outta the closet
My balls itch from the crabs I got
I was sleepin' with a crackhead hooker in Watts
My aunt's doin 20 to life
For raping a nerd who work at Good Guys
So I think I'll fuck my cousin in the mouth
Even though it smell like orange roughy (mm)

[Hook] [x2]