DJ Jazzy Jeff - Go See The Doctor 2K7 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro] [Twone talking]
Hello Doc? Yeah, I don't mean me...I go this friend...and um, I'm callin' on his behalf cause he was kinda embarrassed like, what would he do if he went to use the bathroom and he felt like, a burning sensation? Naah, I'm not talkin' about me...I'm callin' for him. Aiight you got me...

[Verse One: Twone Gabz]
I got a secret, I'mma let you in
It's cool you might laugh, I'mma let you grin
I'mma let you say what you say, at the end of the day
I learned from it so I'm okay (okay!)
I had a date with Lisa dawg
And this girl was sushi cause she was raw
And when that ass passed all you could say was "aaaah"
She was a good girl too, can do no wrong
Till one day we was sippin' an island long
Tequila in it so you know what I was on
My eyes was on
Her ass and thong
Like osteoporosis I'm tryin' to bone
I'm like, "Hey good lookin', what you got cookin'?"
Got on hard and stuck my dook in
Round one, round two like boxer's cuz
Except I wasn't wearing no boxin' gloves
It feel good, so far though
She was Lucy and I was Ricky Ricardo
It felt great when penetratin'
Three days later I felt this sensation like

[Hook: Twone Gabz]
It wasn't worth it to me, now it hurts when I pee
When I pee "I'm burn- I'm burnin' up"
Man I ain't lyin' shit, it feel like I shoot fire from my dick
"I'm burn- I'm burnin' up"
It's so hot (hot, hot, hot)
"I'm burn- I'm burnin' up
Man that girl was proper, man I had to pop her
Three days later, go see the doctor

[Verse Two: Twone Gabz]
Shit, I ain't the only one, y'all know too
Crazy situations we all go through
My nigga T.P. call him "Pretty Ricky"
He was just tellin' me he crushed some cold thing, man
He didn't give me all the details
?? so deep with it it even had sea shells
I'm like "Whoa for real?"
That girl must've dove for real
He said just last night
He swears that he waxed that ass right
Said that the sex so good it could give the blind sight
Make the deaf hear, make my mind speak
I'm like, "That's deep, she a bonified freak."
He said, "Yeah I put it on her, you know me dawg
I took a win for the team she's a trophy dawg."
Dawg, he party with her like he's in Vegas
Got a call from him three days later when he's said...

[Hook]

[Verse Three: Twone Gabz]
Havin' sex is like a hustle on the corner
One day you might be a goner
Mess up your life you can't get a loner
So you can play Russian Roulette if you wanna
But you grown, you gon' do what you gonna
Do anyway, I'm just tryin' to warn ya
Before sex, put protection on ya
Or get fired up, burnin' hot like a sauna

[Hook]