DJ Serious - Popped [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

One night I had a dream…
That had all my favourite pop music personalities
We had a great time together

I'll grab ricky martin by the neck twist it and make his eyes and adam's apple intersect so I can watch him have his final breath
I can make crimes just so I can make my fans chant *dant*
Ll cool j chin out so he can match his pant leg
Wanna battle me don't even try me
I rubbed all the face of my enemies with poisonous ivy
Then I grabbed nick carter made sure he was incarsed the hardest projects and slapped his kid brother just for watching
Nsync better run fast cuz if I get my hands on lance
I'm tearin' his heart out straight thru his ass
Grabbed brandy and piledrived her on the canvas and
Phoned monica and told piss all over alanis
The female is not a threat
Suck my dick in baby spice's mouth
And watch it burst out the back of her neck
And just when you thought I'd quit it
I smashed puff daddy's bentley up
Phoned him and told him steven stout did it

So if you see what I see
You'll probably feel the same as me
Cuz I can't take it no more
Take it no more
Cuz I can't take it no more
This whole industry is popped

The latin invasion's obnoxious
I wanted erique iglesius to stay cautious
If I lost it, I'm slicing up jennifer lopez's ass and keeping it for myself
And throw the rest of her in a mosh bit
I made meneudo feel awkward
I tied and gagged up the members and made them listen to cerebral suave shit
Bomb threat and bomb to beg me say stop it
So instead of making a sequal to speed, I kicked the shit out of the moffatts till their hair started to bleed
And then I proceeded to lay a beating on any underage girl on the street heading to hmv for a 3d autograph meeting
Lou vega thought it was funny and since he laughed I put a little size twelve nike in his ass
Through mike tyson in a ring with 98 degrees and gave him a licence to bite
Painted 3 burns at tlc's dome and threatened to kill them if they didn't sing the hook to a sporty thieves song
"New kids on the block"
Hey man who are you? You're dead!
Self explanatory

So if you see what I see
You'll probably feel the same as me
Cuz I can't take it no more
Take it no more
Cuz I can't take it no more
This whole industry is popped
[X2]

The spice girls are not forgotten
Ronald phoned me up and told me
Scary spice was spotted at yorkdale shopping
Popped in my oldmobile and headed down the allen expressway
Out of control, thinkin' of how I could impress melanie b
But many fans beat me to the punch
Bunch of heads were crowding her
Shaking hands and such
How could I get to know her?
I looked over my shoulder and noticed her chauffeur holding the door for her
Busted the limo driver stripped him of his uniform and put it on in time to help the singer leave the screaming swarm
"Thanks alot driver your help is appreciated"
"Don't thank me scary spice
It is my pleasure to know you safely made it"
Keyed the ignition and without a hesitation
Speeded out to eglinton west and through her out the car naked
Turned up my music with a smile while I observed
A large jamiacan horn he heared without jimmy stripping on the curb
Slapped myself on the back and wondered when gerrie halloway was thinking of coming back
Without gerry stripping on the curb
I had a great time with it
I had to get out I heard christina aguliera was performing at the warehouse

So if you see what I see
You'll probably feel the same as me
Cuz I can't take it no more
Take it no more
Cuz I can't take it no more
This whole industry is popped
[X2]