Dog Police - 1-800 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Why should I drive out of town
Just to get the things that I need?
When the best things in life can be brought to my door
With maximum efficiency and speed

I sit by my TV, with my pencil and pad
And I eat every word that they say
A whole world of exciting merchandise
That's only one phone call away


[Chorus]
Buy now!
1-800
1-800
1-800 toll free!


I can make Julienne fries in seconds
Or learn how to play the guitar
I just match, patch and blimp
Repair all the rips seats of my car
I've got knives that last for 50 years
And silverware that I can't lose
And all comes with a mighty guarantee
How on Earth can I refuse?

[Chorus]

I still can't cook on a diamond
And I burnt baked beans or charred
And everything came to me so easily
With my Visa and my Mastercard

I got loins I can wrap into a ball
And magazine subscriptions galore
There's pots and pans, to which nothing can stick
I've got books about the second World War
I've got the latest songs by the latest
Like [?] and Leslie Gore
And they've all packaged them in neat record set
Not available on any store!

[Chorus]

Did you know that [?] many of these hits of today?
And if you call now you could get for free
A stainless steel dictionary
(now, how much would you pay?)

I've got a bowl that smells of fishcake
And a steamer that's made of bamboo
I got a watch that plays Dixie
It's all too good to be true
My heart starts pounding when I hear the sound
Of a truck pulling down in my drive
Because I know it's a postman with a COD of $19,95

I called
1-800
1-800
1-800
1-800
It's toll free!