Dr. Octagon - A Visit To The Gynecologist [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Woman]
Couldn't you at least look the other way?

[Dr. Octagon]
Ms. Willis, I am a physician
Besides, we are all girls
Okay, up on the table, chop chop
On all fours
That's it, oooh yeah
Now spread 'em
Oh, what have we got here?
Oh, oh
Looks like your vehicular canal is somewhat constricted
How do you manage to accommodate large penises?

[Woman]
I don't, not of any kind

[Dr. Octagon]
Oh, of course
I was just feeling you out as it were, ha ha
Spread 'em! (ugh)
C'mon, wider, wider. Wiiider

[Woman]
I'm gonna break

[Dr. Octagon]
C'mon wider, you can do it wider, can't you?
Come on, okay. Now
I want you to practice this exercise twice a day for at least ten minutes
Put one finger in, stir it around
And aroouund
And arooouuund
And then another finger
And stir it around
And around
And aroouund
And arooouuund
And another finger
And another - you get the picture, right?

[Woman]
Yes

[Dr. Octagon]
And then, when you run out of fingers, move on to vegetables
The appropriate size and shape, of course
In no time at all, we'll have you up to summer squash!
He he, you'll like having something fun wiggling around inside you, like a caterpillar

[Woman]
Eewww

[Dr. Octagon]
Okay, like an eel

[Woman]
Eeewwww

[Dr. Octagon]
Okay, like a cock!

[Scratches]