Drake & Jeffrey Chang - My Plan (Gods Plan-Drake Parody) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I don't have no money
Can you buy shoes for me
Trying to match on tinder
Is a struggle for me
Always tryna' take a pic like
Juan, two, tree
Playin league of legends
Wanna play it wit me
I'm trying to party
Mom said do da study
Gotta be the doctor
Not play PUG G
Never use a calculator
It is the key
Gotta get all A's
Until I get the degree

My plan
My plan
Is to hide and not get whopped
I got a B AAHH
Domai you so stupid
You can't watch no tv
Might go down as F.O.B
I know math no ABC
Ching chong ching chong ching chong chi
And still

Broke man
There's no money in my wallet
I be asking and asking and
Asking and asking and asking
For it
Broke man
There's no money in my wallet
I be asking and asking and
Asking and asking and asking
For it

She said do you love me
I tell her only partly
I only love my grades and my chopstick
I'm sorry

1+2 and then plus 3
Is five quick maths b
Anime
Naruto is all that I watchy
If you fight me
I'm gon kick yo ass
With karate yah
Try to hide and look at this hotty
Mom said I can't marry til I'm 30
HHHAAAAAAAAA

My plan
My plan
Is to hide and not get whopped
I got a B AAHHH
Domai you so stupid
You can't watch no tv
Might go down as F.O.B
I know math no ABC
Ching chong ching chong ching chong chi
And still

Broke man
There's no money in my wallet
I be asking and asking and
Asking and asking and asking
For it
Broke man
There's no money in my wallet
I be asking and asking and
Asking and asking and asking
For it