Dratchface - Straw Man [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Sampled audio]
"You may leave the island of Cordoba!"

[Verse 1: Harold McSloth]
Yo, I come with the iller shit, beats round the Dilla tip
All killer, no filler, bitch
Some forty seconds later, I step in gators and equators
On a road trip to Vegas, I say we still got plenty of miles, Davis
Listening to John McLaughlin, gone and stuck his cock in
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Hey Marvin, hide in there, oh shit, you got mean
Going back to my roots, oh shit you got me
Like fusion jazz, and improving as I go along
And I've come a long way, baby, Virginia Slims
I'm on the verge to sing a hymn, bring it in, a schwingin' Jim
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An accomplice to Hamburglar, here to accomplish the styles dirtier
Devoted like DeVito, imma default it ?Dorito?
That's pretty neato, going to the top like a freethrow
Your childhood hero reduced to zero, now here we go
A determined dermatologist swallowed piss
As I filled him with hollow tips, if you feel it then holla-

(Hook)
[Sampled audio]
Fee-fi-fo-fum, yohohohoho (x2)

[Verse 2: Dratchface]
Ought to catch a lot of flack like I'm lossless
Toss this back and pop a cap in your bosses
Matter of fact, feel the distinct lack of slack you get
Split 'till it's a schism with precision that's accurate, “Oh Dratch, you mensch”
Hits up the shiksas like it's a Sunday service
They nervous, my words worthless, churlish like a pervert's
I go deep like earthworms, unbeaten when it comes to curse words
Irks germs like how a knee to the crotch hurts sperms
Candid through the verse, and bitches flinch like, “Ooh, this hurts”
I am the coolest nerd in the expanded universe
Just check yourself before you get electrocuted worse my by fluid words
I'm not the first rapper with Jewish quirks
He's fucking vicious, and known for his stone wit
That shit's embarrassing like choking on your own spit
“Yeah, no shit, Sherlock” The rhymes burst like ker-pop
Your rhymes are equal in value to what a bird drop

(Hook)

[Sampled audio]
"The irony is...you get it, right?"