DropTheMIK - I Got It [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Special K Verse

Alright my dick is so tiny people stare in amazement
To say my dick is small would be a huge understatement
My millimeter Peter's insufficient, non-existant
It so microscopic, that a tick could stop it
Couldn't even hear it move if you use an ultrasonic
If I could describe it in one word I'd say its dainty
My shit is smaller than babies man that shit is crazy!
My dick is too narrow masturbating is impossible
The last time I skeeted I got sent to the hospital
Doctors shook their heads and the nurse thought it was comical
Tried to bang my girl but it couldn't be arranged
She said to call her back when they finish the sex change
And when it comes to the balls don't even get me started
So far up my ass you could see them when I farted
I got the least girth of anybody on the earth
Bitches looking for my dick since my very day of birth!

Split-Screen Verse

Play with my dick like a guitar, you would have thought I was in a band
The only action I get is from the palm of my hand
My dick is misshapen, I can't even nut
I beat my meat so much the only thing I skeet is dust
Touch myself so much my dick is pale
So void of liquid shrivels up like a snail
I only need a pinky to pleasure myself
Back up ladies cause my penis can never be felt
The only thing black about me is my upper body
The length is so poor that everybody calls it shoddy
I get jealous of how long dental floss is
At this rate don't know how I'mma bare a kid
Garbage man, garbage man, tell me why you don't understand
The growth on my dick don't belong in the trash can
My penis trifling, people can't stand the sight of it
That's why its always mistaken as some dried up shit!

Rojo Rodriguez Verse

It ain't the size of the boat not its the force of the motor
You know I'm cruisin' the coast until I go motor boating
And I'm on my boating zone until I go post mortem
Even so my ghost will blow ectoplasm
I just wanna get blowjobs, but they laugh at my chode naw
It ain't my fault my dick looks like a can of soda
But so what? Two inches long....
Lookin' like a chocolate donut... Oh what the fuck!?
Yeah wassup, not my dick, cause that shit it never fits
Its too big in width yet to short to get it in
Its girth is sumo wrestler and its lenth Gary Coleman
No attention from the wenches, I just get calls from old men
Let me be real though, I fuck bowels of cereal
I like Lucky Charms, but my favorite is Cheerios
They see me though windows and think I'm delirious
Just eat the residuals, man that shit is delicious!