Eager Maniacs - Haha, Vultures [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Haha vultures, I see them circling around our culture
Watch them devour the beef and try to force feed me brochures
Oh sure, for years I've laughed at lab rats who have gats
Wear flat hats, and stab backs like we're playing Mortal Kombat
Let's make these stray cats face facts, stop staring at the sun
It's strange to me, how can it be? These kids are acting dumb for fun
Why succumb to the pressures from a lesser man?
Somebody must have dosed your frying pan with tryptophan
We need some saran wrap to trash can those wack raps
Kids with my complex are known to have maps
You're altering duck quacks, well I can't fuck with the bird call
So I attack crushing yolk sacs, tipping the see saw
Yeah, I might seem raw, cause these emcees are bourgeois
On stage like "look at me mom!", then spitting that blah blah
I get the last hurrah, walk in the club with a bone awl
Ask where I'm headed, I'll say beheading vultures, haha!

Haha vultures, when you spoke it was a joke
Acting like you made the wheel when you're really just a spoke
Haha vultures, I see the fire's getting stoked
Watch these dudes stroke their egos while they bum each other smokes
Haha vultures, when you spoke it was a joke
Acting like you made the wheel when you're really just a spoke
Haha vultures, you better watch who you provoke
Get coked, grab the mic and choke, but you're underneath my yoke

Vultures can't understand what I'm trying to emote
When I evoke these ewoks all they do is hold their throats
I'll make swallow soap because they're spewing hollow words
I'll grab these shit birds by the feathers and make them swallow turds
You're acting hard as hell but seem to practice being flaccid
Send postcards from your backyard, your rap 'career' is hardly active
I'm far from passive, I'll leave your shitty city burned and charred
E.M.'s commin' fat like lard, we'll give you blowhards no regard
You're proudly starred and spangled, I see you calling me newfangled
But the way your brain is angled, leaves you liable to get strangled
We mangle kids who hang dull, redirect your eyeballs
On friday night you hit the pub crawl while I'm reppin' that piebald
Style, got that fly on the wall of your mind perspective
Live and let live? No, only after your dissection
Survival of the fittest? Money turned the game into caca
What's the meat in the pasta? I told you son, it's vulture


Haha vultures, when you spoke it was a joke
Acting like you made the wheel when you're really just a spoke
Haha vultures, I see the fire's getting stoked
Watch these kids stroke their ego's while they bum each other smokes
Haha vultures, when you spoke it was a joke
Acting like you made the wheel when you're really just a spoke
Haha vultures, better watch who you provoke
Get coked, grab the mic and choke, but you're underneath my yoke

You're just a joke big bird, you leave us all laughing
You don't understand the difference between talent and passion
The Eager Beaver and the Stark smash deceivers in the dark
Rip apart these sharks and feed them to a movement with a heart
Watch the sparks and gasoline live in perfect harmony
Vultures think they've got some status but they ain't harming' me
They swarm like bees, I believe their stupidity stole the sting
Rock your fake ass bling, but your lyrics don't mean a thing
So in verbal fights these fashionites ain't rappin' tight
My advice is 'get a fucking life'!

Get your wings clipped, these fucking vultures get their wings clipped!
Snip, snip, snip, snip, ya'll get your fucking wings clipped!
If you can't spit off the top you get your wings clipped
If your DJ can't transform he gets his wings clipped
(Etc.)