Educated Consumers - If You’re Gonna Be Depressed, You Might As Well Enjoy It [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: SeezMics]
God ain’t helping ya, babe

[Hook: SeezMics]
If you're gonna be depressed, you might as well enjoy it
Smile as your brain treats your body like a target
If you're gonna be depressed, you might as well enjoy it
Laugh as your head hangs over the toilet

[Verse 1: SeezMics]
Turn that frown upside down
By turning the coke mirror the other way around
Oh, you flipping the script and going clean
Well how you gonna get that daily dose of dopamine
He bounced and it made you feel ugly
Find beauty in fucking all of his buddies
She left you for somebody politer
So jerk off to porn stars who look just like her
Don't feel bad about yourself sexually
Feel better about your weight with extra cheese
Your sixth slice this morning
And you ain't showering today, it's a sure thing
Why bother? This is your alone time
Another bong hit, the silver lining gold mine
You and your true love never gonna talk again?
Gulp - chase the self hate with a klonopin
I can see you're at the end of your rope
So the cigarette's another inch or two if you wanna cope
And if you don't lack the self respect to bum a smoke
You could always set yourself on fire, it's just a joke
Nothing you ain't seen on TV
18 hours a day on the couch- easy
Lots of misery on there to keep you company
So many people got it worse, it makes you feel cuddly
So you call up an old flame
To reopen the wounds and reinforce there's no blame
Except for what they said
Soon as they hang up, go ahead and play dead
Wake up and leer at your kid
Until they get the hint and grab a beer from the fridge
Make it two- one for me, one for you
Oh, now you gotta go to school? Well good for you
Why you wanna earn a degree?
I guess it’s more liquid courage for me
If I'm gonna be depressed, I might as well enjoy it
And won't let your happiness destroy it
If I'm gonna be depressed, I might as well enjoy it
And won't let your happiness destroy it

[Outro: SeezMics]
Read up on panic and anxiety
Only to take out the anger on yourself, silently