Effswell - Gringito Flow [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

"Gringito Flow"
(J.A. Cross, C. Harrison)
© 2015 Effswell

[Spoken: Effswell]
¡Hola, Amigos y Amigas!
Me llamo es Gringito
Yo soy de el Estados Unitos
Me gusta las chicas MUCHO
Y tambien, me gusta...
La Cocinar!

[Verse: Effswell]
AW!
Who... lives in a pineapple under the sea?
You!
Such a Spongebob with your square ass
This rapping is nothing to me
Never got my pants down feeling em-bare-assed
To the contrary, I'm very unordinary
Watch you in your sleep, I never said I wasn't scary
Living the dream
An engine with no steam
Harrison on the beat
¿Cómo se dice "Dirty Harry"?
Good God... Curly, Moe, & Larry
No such thing as competition
It was written, don't compare me
Or dare to spit at me wrong
Lose a tooth, Tinkerfairy
I've already met my dream girl & she's already married
So happiness in that respect is slightly secondary
That's why I tinker with belles belly dancing on a ferry
"Ferry" meaning a yacht some famous twat bought
For a week, just to freak a Vicky's Secret secret-ary
These suckers mad I got the invite
But I get in where I fit in
Model chickens love that Hen', right?
I sling some cock-a-doodle doowop
And now I'm getting new top from two bops
And an invoice for new shocks
"They put shocks on a boat, Bruh?"
Does a Catholic bear shit bricks for The Pope, Cuh?!
Yeah
That's a great effin' question
I'm outta mi cabeza, but I know just where my head is!

[Sung: Effswell]
Hey, hey
You're doing me wrong
I always do my thing
And they're telling me I'm doing it wrong
Even if I go quick
Somebody's telling me I'm taking too long
Before I take your advice
Open your mouth again, you're taking this schlong!
...Lil Bitch! (Bitch)

[Spoken: Effswell]
Sadly
Gringito did not make it until the end of this song
He perished untimely as fuck
In an accident that involved very bad Spanish speaking

Hold your head, Gringito!
I'm pouring out a little liquor
Hahaha, my name's Effswell
Adios
Or should I say, "Hasta Luego"?
FUEGO!