Electric Light Orchestra - The Diary of Horace Wimp [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Monday:
Late again, today
He'd be in trouble though he'd said he was sorry
He'd have to hurry out the bus

Tuesday:
Horace was so sad
He'd never had a girl that he could care for
And if he was late once more, he'd be out. Uh-oh!

[Chorus]
Don't be afraid,just knock on the door
Well he just stood there mumblin and fumblin
Then a voice from above said:
"Horace wimp, this is your life
Go out and find yourself a wife
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan."

Wednesday:
Horace met a girl
She was small and she was very pretty
He thought he was in love, he was afraid. Uh-oh!

Thursday:
Asked her for a date
The cafe down the street tomorrow evening
His head was reeling, when she said "yes". Ok!

[Chorus]

Friday:
Horace,this is it
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry
When she says, "Gladly!", Horace cries. Ooh, hoo!

Sunday:
Everybody's at the church
When Horace rushes in and says, "Now here come my wife
For the rest of my life!" And she did

[Chorus]
"Horace wimp, this is your wife
Go out and find yourself a life
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan."

Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Friday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday... (repeat through fade)

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