Emcee Q - Patton [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Hook)
Generally, I'm passing for Patton
I'm passing pages of patents
While passing pages for passing you
Yeah I get the picture quicker than a sixty-ith of a tick
I make sweet shit like a bake sale while everyone else is bickering

If you're a rap connoisseur
You can't avoid my lure
I'll lead the way like tours
I know I'm the shit, manure
Skewer all you shish-ka-bobs
Are you willing to risk a lot?
Well clear the the way cause it's the boss
And I'm firing like my piston's hot
Get it? got it? fantastic
Feel the bass like anti-acid
All these flows are hand crafted
Opponents are like, "man, that's just too bad
How'd he do that?
My stomach feels queer like two dads
I guess I'll just head home while this new rapper takes in two bags
Of prize money, that's the dream
And I don't know how close it is
All I know is I should have fans stuck on me like a post it is
And my post it says, "Things to do: study, sing, and make it big"
And once I cross 'em all off I can just relax and take it in
Yup, that's the dream, do you know how bad I want it?
Would you put a model in an opaque case? Nah I got it so I'll flaunt it
People taunt it then they hear it
I'm raising like Keyenes, animal spirit
With a tongue and a wit so sharp, security couldn't clear it, Q

(Hook)

Leave it to me, I guess I'm beaver
I'm just trying to Ward off these crazies with Cleavers
Take breathers, got no time
Either it's show time
Or I have no need for going, TO time
People can clown dude, I have Ronald McDonald nerves
My franchise grows until a billion total served
You can keep your patties cause I have no beef
You can be burger kings but I'm the herder chief
And you're sheeping, I'm chiefing, no Kansas City
I'm leaving fans cheesing, udder disbelief
"Holy Cow! Who is that? I hear it's that Q kid
Struck stupid, I love him, a musical cupid,"
Ergo, arrows, have hit their target so I'm like
Bullseye, Toro, I'm glowing like Oro
I'm a skinny little lady lover, call me straight and narrow
Great Point Alex, man that's GPA, 4.0

That's just a metaphor...oh

(Hook)
Dependently independent and automatically manual
I'm all about the big picture right down to the granule