Eminem - Steve Berman (Skit) [2000] [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Eminem: Heyyy
Steve Berman: Hey, Em, what's up
Eminem: Steve Berman, what's going on, man? How you doin'? Good to see you again. What's up?
Steve Berman: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: Umm, yeah, what's u...
Steve Berman: Vanessa, shut the door
Secretary: Okay
Eminem: So what's up, how's orders lookin' for the first week?
Steve Berman: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
Eminem: Wh-
Steve Berman: This album is less than nothing
I can't sell this fucking record
Eminem: Wha...
Steve Berman: Do you know what's happening to me out there?
Eminem: Wh-wha-what's the problem?
Steve Berman: Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem: Who's Violet...
Steve Berman: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem: But I...
Steve Berman: I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this
Do you know why Dre's record was so successful?
He's rapping about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches
You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin
Eminem: I mean...
Steve Berman: I can't sell this shit!
Eminem: What...
Steve Berman: Either change the record or it's not coming out!
Eminem: What I-
Steve Berman: Now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem: What am I supposed...
Steve Berman: NOW!
Eminem: Alright man, (whatever)