Epic LLOYD - Episode 3: Christian [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

ALRIGHT!! Yo Its Dis Raps Time, Come And Get you Those!
I Spit Flows, Fresh As New Christmas Clothes!
This Blows Bestowed For Zenxtro!
Bout To Cook Christian Up With Some Hot Crisco! LETS GO!
Say Everything Your Teachers Won't! After This that Girl Will Wish That She Never Got Stole!
And Im not The Only One Whos Saying Something
I Agree With MakeMeSmash You Sound Like A Total cunt Muffin!
Hey, I Can't Blame A Girl For Tryin To get Paid, Dont Play
In Sixth Grade A Hundred Bucks Goes A Long Way!
But think About Bribing Chicks, And Wether Thats Legal
Before You Go Around School Threatening To Sue Some People!
I Only Need One Reason To Lyrically Sear A bitch
And Burn Burn Holes In Ya Body, Til Its Splotchy As My beard Is!
Keep Your Hands Off Folks, man, Its not Their Fault
That Your The Ugly Dude Version Of Veruca Salt!
I Bring On Sing-Song- Lyrical Things
That Sting Spoiled Brats Who Get treated Like Kings!
But One Thing No Amount Of Money Can buy, Its Pride
Big Guy, no Lie, know Why? Cuz You Can only Earn That Over Time, But Dont Cry!
Maybe you And Daddy Can Save up, And Give It A Try!
But Why Dont You Be A Man About And Do Us ALL A Solid
And Crawl Your Weak Ass Out Of Your Fathers Wallet!
Your Like The Toy, And Now Im An Employed EpicLLOYD!
Hired To Change Your Facebook Status To Destroyed!
Go Tell Dad, Now That Your Getting Treated Like Crap
Ill Get A Mistletoe Tat Right On the Flat Of My back
So He Can Stand Under that And Fucking Kiss My Ass!
You Just BOTH Got Abused! Like The Use Of ALL THESE CAPS
So When Asked Why Your Rich Boy Hairs Outta Place
Say You Caught A Dis Raps bitch Slap Square In The face!
PEACE!