Epic rap battle parodies - The Sims vs Animal Crossing [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Epic Rap Battle Parodies!
The Sims
VS!
Animal Crossing!
Begin

Angry Sim:
What are these? Hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves!
No need to speak, we'll use Simlish to ??? upstream!

Energetic Sim:
Let me query these queers
Arrange your face towards how we feel to ya!
Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia!

Lazy Sim:
I would do this later, procrastinating to beat them
But I can be a better Mayor, just sleepin' in your museum!

Artistic Sim:
We can onomatopoeia em'!

Energetic Sim:
Swits Zorg! Ooh! Dabee!

Artistic Sim
Make their red noses bleed!

All together:
Turning over a New Leaf

Villager 1:
Welcome to our Wild World, Sims here we go!
Don't need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow

Villager 2:
Town tuning out your shitty simulated committees
If you can't dig it, we got treaties, that'll keep you in your city

Villager 3:
We got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds
Let us trip you up with disses like a pitfall seed!

Villager 4:
Smashin' Sim City spinoffs, till' they're blue and noir!
Now I suggest you take a seat, before we move it to the door!

Angry Sim:
What are you talking about? Our mods are iconic

Lazy Sim:
Ironic, your failures handheld

Artistic Sim:
Lookin' through nooks and crannies, just tryin' to ring a bell

Energetic Sim:
Lets take it to the streets, we'll see who is talking!

All together:
You're more or less of a threat then an actual animal crossing!

Villager 1:
AGH!!! We're axe assassins, knap-sackin' the win!

Villager 2:
If you wanna be like us, than I'll make you MySim

Villager 3:
It's PC vs 3D, you're stuck in '04

Villager 4:
And Sims 4 was a bore!

Together:
Even slower than Spore!