Epic rap battles of history - Cleopatra vs marilyn monroe [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Marilyn Monroe:
Whose rap flows the dopest? Mailyn Monroe's does
Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses
You could never kiss my a** so kiss my clitoris
This ugly hag and Kassem G got matching noses
Cleopatra:
You better hold more than your skirt Miss please
I'm the queen of the nile so just bow down to me
Plus you've got so much experience down on your knees
You married a writer, but I don't even think you can read
You sleep with any ugly dude who say he likes it hot
Even Joe Dimaggio took a swing in your batter's box
I'm a descendant of the gods, Don't anger me trick
You'll lose this battle like your battle with barbiturates
Marilyn Monroe:
I've had some ugly boys but you're forgetting the others
Like Marlon Brando, or the Kennedys but you f*** your own brothers
You think you're so chic up in your fancy palace
Getting low on Mark Antony
Tossing Casaer salad
You wear too much eye liner for anyone to adore you
You might as well be working the Door of Sophora
Cleopatra:
I got an a** that won't quit
Marilyn Monroe:
You've got an a** that got bit:
Somebody wrap this b**** back in a carpet!
Cleopatra:
You've still got no childeren after your third marriage
You've lost so many babies they should call you miscarriage
You've got an hourglass figure
But that's about it
Cleopatra:
A candle in the wind, that can't act for s***
Marilyn Monroe:
Translate this into hieroglyph!
Your sandy vagina, has a seven year itch
My best friends are diamonds you can't beat me
Quit tripping and walk your a** home like an egyptian