Evanda - Another Slice of H.A.M [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Trannies alike
Welcome to the Unstable Foundations EP
Proudly recorded by Evanda and produced by Luchii
This is a bunch of tracks that Evanda, or Luchii didn't want to use for the upcoming album named Fairway
But you better get Fairway when it's out
That's gonna cost a lot of money
*heh*
Yo enough with the voice
Swank, I'm all about that swank
Swanky, yeah

[Verse 1]
Luchii, Luchii, let me produce
Mix, should I say
Check
Eyes on the lottery, hoping for a new house
But if we can't get there
Then we probably need a new route
My tunes playing too loud
Confused like a blue cloud
And if you wear your shoes in
Then we will kick you out!
That's true now
It's not feet for all
When my socks need washing
Throw 'em in the wash then
With other foreign objects
Give 'em a brush
Nah I'm chewing gum
Ok now you knew enough
Fuck I'll be screwing up so often
Eyes on Adventure Time
Cause Tyler does it
Toking on that green cause the lion loves it
Till I noticed I am something
Still these lives are judging
Bugging me and fronting
Asking what is my circumference
About five to six inches
Tell these fine bitches
For a conversation interest
And to go hit their digits
988
Wait
That's the number of times I've mastur-
I'm not allowed to say that
So I'll show you in charades
After, later

[Sample]
Oh my god, Evander you're so immature

[Verse 2]
Asian women don't love you
They just fuck you
Money only
No trouble
And once the rain quit pouring
Falling
One by one like Chinese water torture
Getting heavy in a row all so boring
Appalling, but let it change like a twist inside a story
All this shit lyrics I've tried sorting
All written but ended up not living
So you better applaud me
Fifteen minutes
For a word in a chorus
And about a fifth in the way of finishing
I just forgot like dory
So appreciate my shit rapping
Fuck the cash then
Tracks like Outkast forever lasting
Fake people I mask them
Cause being real is the caption
But that's in past tense
Cause it's all about the classics
These illuminated lights
Shining bright changing directions in our lives
But the money isn't right
Whether earned by a crime
It's only there to blind
What's more to life?
It's 44
I wanted to get to school by 49
Where you been the teacher asks
I said it's story time
Excuses pop in my head
I'm like sorry
My bus driver was late
And I'm pretty sure he's blind
Hey Evander stop with all these lies
You've been bullshitting for six minutes
And now it's 55
Uh, a fifteen year old
I'm living it soulfuly
And deliverin' the cold
They all come to my ball
When I give it a throw
Still smarter than my foes
Still see me wherever I go
Not at home
But when I'm climbin' the ideas that I'm finding
Let me on that surprising
I guess I'm shining
And my ass goes through signing
If I started trying
True!