Fatty Spins - FAttY SPiNS - School'd [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Now I know my ABC's
Next time won't you sing with me

Smart ass done graduated
A life time of school and we're glad you made it
Umpteen years of learning you fought through
So we brought you things school really taught you
"A", A is for that Adderall
You took cause your study habits bad and all
When you were off chuging that "B" for beer
And I C that you got another D on that exam
Cause you showed up hungover from drinking
And instead of hitting books
You took a hit of E singing
We don't need no edumacation
F the library let's go get wasted
Awe G whiz now you can't even pass why
Cause you came H for hungover from last night
Cause school just ain't what it seems to be
Next time won't you sing with me

[Chorus]
This is what your school really taught you

[Verse 2]
Oh no school gave you issues
So I represent yo narcissism
When you call your parents and they ask what's up
You say I need some money or I need a hug
And you hate it cause you're so J for jaded
Those private school kids done already made it
Their always far ahead and they always have their way
So take that Adderall but drugs are bad mmm K
But when you question school as an investment
Remember getting all the L for love as a freshman
Which bring me to M
All that marijuana you went N tried with your friends
In your bedroom smoking felling down on yourself
O and remember when you wished you had some wealth
So you can skip class and live for free but
Next time won't you sing with me

[Chorus]

P is for the party and you better enjoy it
Cause you'll soon be in the Q at the unemployment
Like yo R you waiting on the government cheese
Cause I could have sworn you went and got your degree
You should have S for studied more
You could have gotten far
Instead of chuging long island teas at the bar
You took that easy course you barely have to read in
Like U dat's for underwater basket weaving
You lost your V card like you didn't really need it but
W for writing papers using Wikipedia
Remember your X who you met at the kegger
You'll forget what you studied but you'll never forget her
So Y you waste your time doing all that thinking
When you didn't get your Z's cause you were out drinking

Next time won't you sing with me

[Chorus]

Now take your ass back to class