FORMAN - FEMINEM [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[to the beat of "Without Me"]
Somebody murdered hip-hop
I better get the bleach
I’ll get down and dirty in the places hard to reach
Well ain’t I just a peach! all good now capeesh?
Picture of purity or security breach??
Pretend Im a foreigner
Chloroform the Coroner
Body down the corridor
Take it to my forester
Put em in the trunk take em home to my lab
Lay em out on the slab
Pump em up full of tabs
Shotty gunnin dabs
Little bit of weed mixed with hard liquor
Vodka that'll jumpstart the heart quicker
Pump up the bones full x chromosomes
Hormones in the stones no testosterone zone
It's a good sign if it’s not cooperating
And rocking the table while I’m operating
Now stop the hating and the postulating
It’s back on the rag and it’s ovulating
Flows about to get heavy and I do mean steady
Hope Em’s ready
Hope he doesn’t think I’m petty when I say
Hey guess I’m rap game Hailey
The game in my trunk like a Frankenfine lady
[hook X2]
Now This here looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a controversy
Cause It feels so empty without me

[sample of "Brain Damage"]
These are the results of 1000 electric volts

[to the beat of "Brainless"]
Back to murder a rhyme one word at a time
Oh You have heard white whine
From a mind as fine
And perverted as mine
But then why? why
Who dares to summon me here?
N*SYNC gave in to fear
We did away with the career of britney spears
This is weird *SNIFF* Something isn’t right
Who is this aussie Rhyming like she doesn’t know she’s white?
What is this rancid banshee? Oh you Fancy you say?
You woke bella belrog I’ve come out to slay
About to clean house like a spouse until my work is household
And they belt out everything I spout from my smark aleck mouth hole
Wish the kids the best as they develop my strain of Tourettes
With my yellow wallpaper I’m just thriving off the the stress
Imagination’s dangerous escape threatens the flavorless
Impeach those who oppress
Trick them to invest
And The kids these days won’t care Unless
It’s this talking of trash in a trance
Subliminal lyrical miracle
Unstable stans in the stands

[hook]
If you have a brain, you’ll be dangerous - a brain, you'd be dangerous (imma prove you wrong)
I'mma grow one day to be famous, and I'mma be a pain in the anus (imma be the bomb)
I'ma use my head as a weapon, find a way to escape this insaneness (momma always said)
Hold still it's not painless
I’ve got a brain and I’m dangerous


[to the beat of "The Real Slim Shady"]
(will
Ya’ll act like you’ve never seen a white rapper before
Jaws all on the floor
Like miley burst through the door
And started twerking her ass like worse than before
And trina and la chat were here keeping the score
Introducing the oh my god wait no way you’re kidding
She the said the shit I’ve thinking from like the beginning
And eminem said
Nothing you idiots
Em head’s in my shed
For when I’m wasted
When I pull it out
Say hi these little kids
Ask them if they know what a woman’s clitoris is?
They say silence
We like violence and porn
That old eminem shit? soft core bore
Well I’m selling something you’ve never heard of before
The comfort of religion and the glory of a whore
Triple 6 things
Stay tripping
Everything addicting
Flipping script things
Im itching
Hot in psychotic
Hypnotic melodic
Thot u forgot
It but you’re on it narcotics
Estrogen and mescaline
Mixed super sweet
So they become me
Make a fuss like me
Spit and cuss like me
Might just be The next big scheme
A CULT OF screaming QUEENs
Till every single girl is a queen crazy lurking
Twerkin with a berkin or smirkin just through the curtain
Will the real queen crazy please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud do be out of your mind and out of control
Sing it one time loud as you can how does it go?

[hook X2]
I’m QUEEN CRAZY yes I’m the real crazy
All you other queen crazies are just imitating
So won’t the real queen crazy please stand up please stand up