Frank Zappa - Sy Borg [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Joe:

Sy Borg
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg
I beg
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg
Little wires, pliers, tires
They turn me on
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy, mon

Gee, Sy
This is a real groovy apartment
You've got here

Sy Borg:

All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient

Joe:

This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

Sy Borg:

You'll love it!
It's a way of life

Joe:

Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me

Sy Borg:

If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy

Joe:

Just me and you?

Sy Borg:

I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob doll
He goes all the way
Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?

Joe:

No, ah, not yet
Ah, is this him?

Sy Borg:

This is him
Your wish is his command
He likes you
He wants to kiss you always
Just tell him what you want

Joe:

Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a tiny, but exciting
Blow . . . job
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob

Sy Borg:

Bend over

Joe:

Gay Bob
Blow job
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob

Sy Borg:

You'll love it!
It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47

Joe:

Little leather cap and trousers
They look so gay
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Hey

Sy Borg:

Bob is tired
Plook me now
You savage rascal
Ehhh! That tickles
You are a fun person
I like you
I want to kiss you always

Joe:

Gee, this is great
How's about some bondage and humiliation?

Sy Borg:

Anything you say, master

Joe:

Oh no, I don't believe it
You're way more fun than Mary

Sy Borg:

You're plooking too hard

Joe:

And cleaner than Lucille

Sy Borg:

Plooking on me

Joe:

What have I been missing
All these years?

Sy Borg:

Too hard

Joe:

Sy

Sy Borg:

Too hard

Joe:

Sy

Sy Borg:

Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e

Joe:

Speak to me
Oh no
The golden shower must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my God
I must have plooked him
Hey
To death
Hey

Central Scrutinizer:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker
And you're gonna have to pay for it!
So give up, you haven't got a chance

Joe:

But I
I, I, I, I, I
I can't pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy religious guy
Two songs ago

Central Scrutinizer:

Come on out son
Between the two of us
We'll find a way to
Work it out