Futuristic Sex Robotz - WoW [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Recycle Bin & Subrandom]
Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff
We started out life in the Valley of Trials
Now we stack gold in big-ass piles
Looking through the books on top of the shelves
Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
Chilling in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge

[PC Speaker]
Got home from work, and I had some time
So I opened up WoW, and I got online
Logged into my Shaman up on Daggerspine
When this maxed out motherfucker tried to take what's mine
He said, "I spent a thousand hours and I failed out of school
And to justify it, I challenge you to a duel."
I said, "That's okay, I know you'd beat me
Look at me, I'm not even at level 20
I've got one of those things that they call a job
And so I can't spend all day, running a mob."
Motherfucker kept pushing, wouldn't leave me alone
I said fine bitch, pretend to be Sylvester Stallone
After he won he started talking hella' shit
And I thought to myself, "Is this fool legit?"
I called Recycle Bin and Subrandom to the place
And they found the little bitch and regulated on his face
See, we don't take no shit, from internet teenagers
Pretending to to be straight, gangster ass bangers
Step out of cyberspace, and come over to my place
I got a level 60 bullet for your motherfucking face

[Recycle Bin & Subrandom]
Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff
We started out life in the Valley of Trials
Now we stack gold in big-ass piles
Looking through the books on top of the shelves
Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
Chilling in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge

[Subrandom]
Remember back when 10 fucking levels was hard?
Nows it's ten 60s, ganking noobs in the yard
Fat stacks of gear, for Blackwing Lair
10k armor, when I shift into bear
We got all these farmers, rolling on gear
Now we quick to boot'em, the fuck out of here
Murlocks be screaming when we show up
Volatile Rum's what's filling up my cup
Today we catch no hassle, in Stratholm
Dropping bosses harder, than John Holmes
Updated weekly, this shit is great
Can't say no more cause the game don't wait

[Recycle Bin & Subrandom]
Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff
We started out life in the Valley of Trials
Now we stack gold in big-ass piles
Looking through the books on top of the shelves
Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
Chilling in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge

[Recycle Bin]
Started out my life killing them boars
Now I spend my days raping Night Elf whores
Catch you in the valley, and get me some head
I swear that we're fighting, an army of speds
Don't even get me started on you fucking gold farmers
You gotta make a living, but I need that armor
One day I met this dude yelling "Yar motherfucker,"
Tanking up mobs like a angry drunk trucker
Introduced me to the ill Druid squad, yo
Never run with em, but I'll give a priest a nod, ho
You can melt faces but I'm smashing 'em in
Windfury on my 'tuf so you fear Recycle Bin
Watch out, coming soon to an ass near you
A non-stop beating that's long overdue

[Recycle Bin & Subrandom]
Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff
We started out life in the Valley of Trials
Now we stack gold in big-ass piles
Looking through the books on top of the shelves
Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
Chilling in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge