[Intro, Gil as a stereotypical white girl]
You know, you're acting like a fucking cunt right now
Just, just, fuck you, bitch
You have to just... act this way, but you're just a fake
You're a fucking phony
I hope you get raped by, like, a big black dick
Cause I know that's what you like; you like black guys
Black dick
Because you're a dick, as well as a bitch
Just go to hell
You know, I am so much better than you
[Verse 1: Gil]
First things first, this is bullshit
American society may be the culprit
Girls like this think they control the world
Cause they spew out words that they stole from a black girl
They talk with their girlfriends about each others' tits
When I reluctantly join in, they Sparta kick me to the death pits
What? You expect me to just shut the hell up
Sit back and look dumb while you feel each others' cups
You think you're cool when you say the word...
But if you were in Compton, I know they pull the trigger
Hell, I might do that, too
The next time you call me a fag or a Jew
[Chorus]
HASHTAG
White Girl Problems
You already know
It's universal
From London to Fresno
White Girl Problems
They get really old
We think we being so bold
[Verse 2]
Rack city, bitch, fake rack city, bitch
Vile Facebook profile, posting like "Truth is"
And "That's so retarded"
Cause you're so cold-hearted
Miley make it rain Molly so she can get charted
Working hard all the time, dealing with your kind
Wheezy say the wrong things, you all don't even mind
Breezy act like a dick, you present your behind
I'm rolling my goddamn eyes, but keep my nose to the grind
I'm like who that, who that
Who would do that, do that
Scratch a nice girl's face, black and blue that, blue that
No breakfast, lunch, and dinner
So you think you're a winner?
Well, bitch, I'm a crow
With tomatoes to throw
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Trash the hoes well
Then get drunk at the mini-bar
Tweaking like hell
Feels so god getting what I want
A+?
Whose dick did you suck?
Effort's for chumps
Yeah, we don't give a fuck
Sour puss, yeah I'm deluxe
These two are expensive, only girls can touch
Ow!
[Verse 3]
Still stuntin', how you love that?
White girls saying "Why would he do that?"
Hot girl walks away, can't touch that
Cause I wrote a song asking why she does that
[spoken]
But seriously, you girls are fucking annoying, you know that?
You're self-centered, you're trashy, you bring feminism back 75 years, unintentionally, of course, and you're all being a bunch of culture barons
Heh, you know who this sounds like?
[Outro]
Who that, who that, I-I-I-G-G-Y
Well, screw that, screw that, I-I-I-G-G-Y
Who would do that, do that, I-I-I-G-G-Y
B-b-blow
Who that, who that, I-I-I-G-G-Y
Well, screw that, screw that, I-I-I-G-G-Y
Who would do that, do that, I-I-I-G-G-Y
This blows
[spoken]
Heh-heh-heh, heh, that's gonna, that's gonna bite me in the ass
