Goldie Teef - 8====D Freestyle [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro:]
I don't think you motherfuckers are ready for this shit man
I'm about to start fucking hocking loogies
All over this track

[Verse 1:]
I'm pregnant with your baby I need an abortion
Best pay motherfucker I ain't above extortion
I got that video of me and you
Where you were sucking my ass and then I took a poo
In your motherfucking mouth and you fucking loved it
Upload it so your bros can Pornhub it
Or maybe I'll just keep the fetus
And show him pix of his dad who don't feed us
And then I'll train him to be a hit man
He'll rape you your wife and your kitten
This songs one fire banger
Fetus dangling off a wire hanger
Best pray to the devil to get on my level
Hit your momma with a shovel so satan will settle
And make you like half as cool as this bitch

[Hook]
I know I'm bat shit
Six nips so the boys call me cat tit
So why don't we have a seven way?
(moaning) that shit's heavenly
Crazy in the best way
Sit back and watch my breasts spray
Tanqueray coz thats what I lactate
Tell me how the fuck does my crack taste?

[Verse 2]
I'm funny like lol cat
Get me naked like a mole rat
And I'll show you where my holes at
If you let me squeeze your ball sack
Till it pops
Then I'll chop
Your cock into slices
Cook it in spices and serve it over rices
Like a tampon I cause toxic shock
I'm the champion of exotic cock
Got dicks from Chad, Peru n Iraq
Gone bite it off 'fore i suck you off
Bitch
You know I like my dicks detached
Yes you should check the back
I got a severed dick stash
I make more tents pitch than a music festival
I remove more balls than a tumor in a testicle

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Got these two dudes plugging me like an auxiliary
These brothers got me porked like a pig on a rotisserie
Tender and moist, I slide off their bones
Motherfucker don't ask for my phone
Number, 'coz you'll get the fucking dial tone
1800-fuck-off ain't a real number, or is it?
'coz fuck off is in fact seven digits
My rhymes is explicit but they also exquisite
Child porn is illicit
How old am I anyway?
Raised by beagles so I don't know my birthday
Whip out your dick and I'll sprinkle it with yay
'coz that's a Fellatia Geisha cliche

[Hook]

[Outro]
That's right bitche
I got my own chliche
I radiate good vibes
And I fellate hood guys
And when I spread my thighs
It's for the larger size
Why do you bitches try
Why do you bitches try?