Goof Herd - Fish and Texas [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: MC Endo]

If you ever heard Goof, you'd probably lose your sanity
Catch me straight chilling with the ghosts in Amity
Bitch, I'm a manatee, cow of the sea
Fuck an albacore. Tuna ain't got shit on me
But that's still my favorite metal genre
Step hard on the gas pedal in that Honda
Tad think he coy so he swimming in the pond, ugh
Take over your house like the jews in Al-Ramla

[Hook: Sung by Goof]

This the fishing song that all the fishermen sing
When they're on their boats with their nets full of swag
And they're probably pirates. Produit Français
And they're riding barracudas cause they think they get swag from it

[Verse 2: MC Low Income Housing]

Lil bitch can't swim cause he white
Lil blunt Ichi-coward can't fight
Facebook beef, double A please respond
I'm a money wizard. Take a ride on my wand
Snake bleach, bran muffin looking head ass
Weed bike. Meme turtle instagram ass
Death weasel fights the buildup of plaque
Ghost looks to my soul. It is black

Colorado Spring in my step
Ezra looking like skeleton weekend
Hot topic necromancer got ginger cancer
Can't feel my legs. I'm numb from swag
Don't call me fag
Cause I'm easily offended
Yung yung yung yung yung yung
Yung yung yung yung yung yung

[Verse 3: Kaizer Roll$$$]

I'm yung like Yung Goof
I'm hung like a lynch noose
I hate black people fuck those obtuse angles
Hair tangles. Circles and triangles
Geometry. Don't copy me. I'm higher than a poppyseed

Bitch you are a dummy. Older than the mummy
All my niggas yunguns
This pussy I'm tonguing
Wet like a lake and prickly like a rake
I'm shooting like it's Goofmas I want heroin for christmas
Methamphetamines aren't that bad for me
Say that again and bitch... I will make you bleed
Taking what I want. Your begging don't affect me
Fuck Black Santa. I don't want black children to experience happiness!

[Hook]

[Verse 4: Yung Pao Chicken]

If his name is Elliott, you know he won't tell it
Debate Club bitches always trynna fucking sell it
Wrong notes on the keyboard
Major chords on Leonard Niemore
Fucking Ginger Binger
Call me Asian Thug, you little nigger
Call me No Name
I pull the fucking trigger
Jingerlicious, take a hit it's fucking Christmas
Oh wait. You're fall down the stairs screaming like hair
Eat my pubic hair
I need Asian care
Fuck Public Health Care
MC Endo stole Chris's fucking Benzo
Fuck I'm near the end-o so you want... dead... me FAAAA

[Interlude]

[Verse 5: Goof]

You know I'm 'bout that cash money rectum
Goof Trading Cards
Yeah. You know I collect them
Go to Swag Store for a shopping session
I'm about having notebooks but fuck that spiral shit
Stacking up compositions
It's a competition
Your fault you got metal up your ass stop bitching
Nigga I'm in the kitchen
Yung Portobellum
Call me Kevin Spacey. I gip bitches like Othello
Mothafuckas gonna find me when they find Waldo
I'm on the moon like 11: Apollo
Anson Ono. Minute Left. Oh no
Catch me on the South Side. Whiter than a snow globe

And you can bet that I'll definitely spit rhymes
Just as certain as I'm bound to shit dimes
Money out the orifice. Just fucked the fourth bitch in one day
Goes to show that I'm not gay

[Hook]

[Verse 6: Jinjalicious]

You think that you a playa but you nothing but a wannabee
You think that you a Beatle but you nothing but a honey bee
They say you meet your heroes and you're gonna get hurt
But I will make you meet your maker and your homeboy Kurt
Yeah, Goof? We kick it old school, you motherfucking Yung Blunt
You motherfucking beat stealing self righteous dumb cunt

Goof herd heard gooks
Eat dogs. PETA spooks
Sick rhymes. No flooks
Broken spines, ancient books
Jinjalicious? My rhymes are sicker than Hisao Nakai's busted ticker
Yeah flyer than an airplane. Driven like a car
Yeah gayer than a bare back. Major like a bear star
Ahhhhhhh Ursa Major, bitches. I pull major bitches
You got major twitches in your eyelids
Hi kids. Let's learn about anatomy
All About Your Mind, ho
Tad. Rap battle me

Bitches be rapping bout their rhyming cerebellums
But the truths that Goof's selling will throw you off balance
And the rhymes y'all spitting, I will spit in your mouth
Y'all gayer than the South and the city of Dallas
Yeah I'm gay. But I ain't no fag
Yeah when Tad hits the club, he always goes stag
Yeah you ain't got no friends
You ain't got no friends
You ain't got no friends
You ain't got no friends
Yeah Goof Money

[Hook]

[Verse 7: Creezisnt]

Tell me who the fuck is Goof
Niggas don't know. Ain't got no proof
With your mouth, blow through my sploof
Never eating out. Shit taste like toothpaste
Sauerkraut Goof waste
My dick is too chafed
Ben Devries and Sasha T should fucking go bang
Banged 3/5ths of 2 Chainz
I ain't got no poontang
I have nothing left