Grand Master Chocolate Car & The Cydonian Truffle - Neon Blacboard [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: The Cydonian Truffle]
Angry birds, angry birds
Why are there fucking so many angry birds?
These birds are really nice, they're little and they're cute
I don't wanna see any birds angry
I mean, I don't wanna see any birds angry
Don't fucking make these birds angry
I like really happy birds, I won't want them to be angry
Birds who are really happy make me happy and that makes everything okay
Woah! Did you know that birds can cure cancer?
They can have special millet come out of their butt when they poop
This is called the poop millet and it can cure cancer
Hey, please, can we fucking cure cancer?
Um, yeah, cancer needs to be cured
It kills so many people, it's just a fucking cancer

[Bridge]
Things are dumb, life is dumb
I'm still alive though, I don't fucking know how
Things are dumb, life is dumb
I'm still alive though, I don't fucking know how

[Verse 2: Grand Master Chocolate Car]
Oh
Shouts out Bukez Finezt
Shouts out South Dakota, uh
George Washington swag
Fucking bitches, get money, uh
Grand Master Chocolate Car

Swish on my kicks, swish on my kicks
Give me your beautiful shaolin tits
Ear grey bitch with my king pierced cuffs
Tatted up bitch and I have no regrets
No drugs at the table, I have my fucking rules
But when I'm coming down it ain't hard to fucking choose
Off the dome, off the dome
Fuck a bitch in a mobile home
Alabama shit, scratching on your bammer shit