Gremlin - Welcome [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Alright, you are now entering my mind, hold on tight its gonna be a bumpy ride

[Verse 1]
I love to get woment pist, so ill never find the one

But even if she did exist id cheat and get syphilis

Every week till ive completely covered my dick in cyst

And id give it to the trick everytime shed resist to fist

I may be nice but dont you ever push me slut

If you try to do so will sew ur fucking pussy shut

For now i have u "cumming" harder than a downpour

God gave u enough holes, the hell u need a mouth for?

And in life i had nothing to look forward to

So i slit myself with scissors and started snorting glue

And cracking up as i performed at home abortions to

And grew more amused when the baby hit the floor and bruised

Me and the homies always went to the liquor store in twos

Id distract the clerk while he headed for the door with booze

Id act berserk and id dress up as a foreign dude

And tell him that staring at the red dot on my foreheads rude

[Hook]

Welcome

To the mind of a Kid

Who tried attemptin suicide by slicin his wrist man

Welcome

To the mind of a fella

Who tried to go to hell but the devil wuldnt let him and

Welcome
To the mind of a prick

Pist of at life cuz the size of his dick/man

Welcome

To the mind of a madman

The joker in the morning but at night is the batman

[Verse 2]

Im the type to get a mic and bend a basterd three ways

I read left to right and tend to backward things say

I mean say things backward, yeah im kinda freak-ay

So after sex you'll prolly start scratchin like a dj

And ivan i think its time for u to get sober

But so u dnt feel bad ill finish off whats left over

I popped the pills till my pupils were the size of pennies

And simply washed it down by drinking plenty pints of henny

The same night i met this hyna jenny

She was a minor but damnit her behind was twenty

I took her out to play counterstrike at cyber city

I began whining and quitting because i was always 5 and 60

And one round i got killed and called a gay camper

She began to chuckle so in the middle of the date grabbed her

And put a blade to her throat, and said i hate laughter

Rape, gagged her and told her i was living with aids after

[Hook]

Welcome

To the mind of a sinner/

Who doesnt mind being a pedaphile and a killer, man

Welcome

To the mind of a chester

Creeping into ur daughters blinds to molest her

Welcome

To the mind of a cheater

Who if he had a wife in his life hed just beat her and

Welcome

To the mind of an addict

A chronic masterbator who hides in his attic and

[Verse 3]

People know im invincible clearly the skill is biblical

Im buildin up ya ridicule till its hitting the pinnacle

Im cynacil, any contempt from me is typical

I could take any man you tempting me is pitiful

And screw setting ho im into breaking trends

Make a song and hope women take offense

And i ain't the kinda kid to make amends i just eliminate my friends

And walk the streets looking for gays to discriminate against

I guess, im just a prick wit sum bad problems

People say im like a dick but wit pant bottoms

So ill b like micheal vick and just mad dog em

Cuz i know that when i spit the mic'll rip like my dads condom

I use to be nice, but now ive hit the brink/

Now im sexist and i dont care what you women think

Just be there whenever i spill a drink

The reason you dont have a penis is so your closer to the kitchen sink

[Hook]

[Outro]
Alright, you are now exiting my mind, i hope you enjoyed your stay