Harvey Danger - Meetings with Remarkable Men [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ
He said, "two words about inanity: fundamental Christianity," yeah
The food was very nice
But then He had to go and die for my sins and stick my ass with the check

"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy,"
(Go near an open window and that'll be the end of me)

I bowed before the avatar
He said, "the problem's clear to me: you never got over Morrissey," yeah
I said "well, right you are!"
"It's so much harder to be underfed than under-understood," he said

"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy,"
(Go near an open window and that'll be the end of me)

I went to see Kip Winger!
He said, "in my day we knew how to party; bands today, c'mon, not hardly."
He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo)
He said, "The metal scene is a disgrace
But I ain't got no dog in that race!"

"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy,"
(go near an open window and that'll be the end of me)

Don't despair, your mother loves you
Don't be proud because she has to
Don't despair, your mother loves you
Don't be proud, she's gotta

Just because it's meta doesn't make it any betta!