HaStyle (The Barber-Artist) - Razor Bumps (Configa Remix) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Configa
Shabaam Sadeeq
Hastyle The Barber
Yo, you ever got like…uh…razor bumps

Barbershop chumps
Shooting clowns like punks
Working with dirty clippers
Giving out razor bumps
Gotcha neck jacked up
Gotcha money stacked up
Cats making big bucks
Leaving you with razor bumps

Barbershop chumps
Shooting clowns like punks
Working with dirty clippers
Giving out razor bumps
Gotcha neck jacked up
Gotcha money stacked up
Cats making big bucks

Yesterday I had a clean shave and nice shape-up
Wake up the next morning
I got razor bumps
In the back of my neck
And in the front
My skin feeling irritated
Looking like oatmeal lumps

I’m going on a blind date for brunch
How I’m gonna look
Going with my face fucked up?
Once again
I had a fast barber play me for a chump
I’m calling Shabaam
The same barber giving him a cut
Listen Up

Yeah
Clean ya clippers
Change ya blade muhfucka
Line them joints up right
And they won’t cut ya
Tend Skin, skin tight
For the razor bumps
Talcum powder make a big cloud
For the coverup
Skyliners too
Make a line like a tattoo
If you don’t use them joints right?
Barber got you
Leaking you be tweaking off the alcohol
Spray it on ya neck
You be curling up
Like a baby boy

Barbershop chumps
Shooting clowns like punks
Working with dirty clippers
Giving out razor bumps
Gotcha neck jacked up
Gotcha money stacked up
Cats making big bucks
Leaving you with razor bumps

Barbershop chumps
Shooting clowns like punks
Working with dirty clippers
Giving out razor bumps
Gotcha neck jacked up
Gotcha money stacked up
Cats making big bucks

You still suffering
Fear of heights
From Bloomberg Mike
And pay barbers & zeekers
To make us all look alike
I look insane?
Cuz another good barber on strike
I scope
The barber nowadays via satellite
Stepping out the barbershop
Throwing hands and can’t fight
Unlike the barber who
Knocked out Suge Knight
I got the barber in site
Who gave me the keloids
That blind date I saw
Saw me
And got annoyed
Now she sucking off one of my boys
I get revenge
It’s like
You disrespecting all the barber veterans
Son, I thought we were friends
Isn't it enough
When you make us wait
While you on the phone
On your third break
And can’t talk and cut at the same time
Then forget to spray your blades
And wonder why we drop a dime
Where’s the barber police
When there’s a hair crime
For the master zeeker
Get your shit sterilized

Barbershop chumps
Shooting clowns like punks
Working with dirty clippers
Giving out razor bumps
Gotcha neck jacked up
Gotcha money stacked up
Cats making big bucks
Leaving you with razor bumps

Barbershop chumps
Shooting clowns like punks
Working with dirty clippers
Giving out razor bumps
Gotcha neck jacked up
Gotcha money stacked up
Cats making big bucks

Yeah
Spray ya clippers
Spray ‘em once with machine justice
All the master laser cuts
Put ya trust in us
But you still leaving out the shop getting razor bumps
But it was the other shop you tried
And he twist you up
Now you back
But you really ain’t trying to flip
Cuz you know what’s up
And wants me to fix that shit
Preciseness, niceness
When you getting up
That’s why you stay coming back
Cuz we hook you up

Barbershop chumps
Shooting clowns like punks
Working with dirty clippers
Giving out razor bumps
Gotcha neck jacked up
Gotcha money stacked up
Cats making big bucks
Leaving you with razor bumps

Barbershop chumps
Shooting clowns like punks
Working with dirty clippers
Giving out razor bumps
Gotcha neck jacked up
Gotcha money stacked up
Cats making big bucks