H-Bass and the Kosby Kids - I Be Dopeness (Outro) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: H-Bass]
Shoutouts to everyone that worked on the album
Dr. Dick "Dollaz" Delaware
Nelson Mandela
MC Littlefoot, that Bambi ass looking motherfucker
That orange ass guido Diamond Cut
That fast rapping fuck Biggity Biggity Bustanut (Free Bustanut)
Shoutout Karnivorous, been known to sitmulate a clitoris
Shoutout to Carson Daly, TRL
Shoutout to Vanessa Carlton
Shoutout to Coach Bright
And Shoutout to anyone who listened to this far in the mixtape

[Verse 1: H-Bass]
Mixtape's done, but I can still rap a couple bars
It's H-Bass, jacking off at self help seminars
Check my faggotry, from an all-boys academy
In the showers, with an quick lesson about anatomy
Big things are coming my way like Johnny Tsunami
So mommy turn off parental control and let me watch some Toonami
Nonchalantly, I've been jerking it to some Sailor Moon
Crack is my snack and I eat it by the tablespoon
Me and Nelson swerving in the Outback
Subaru, listening to the Tarzan Soundtrack
I Be Dopeness dropped like my balls at age eight
Getting Lit to Lit, no shit, it's Spring Break

[Hook:]
I Be Dopeness x 16

[Verse 2: H-Bass]
I really think, I really think, I'm turning Japanese
No place like the nieghborhood, on her knees at Applebees
Rap battle me? Nah, I rhyme crispy like tortilla chips
And I'm as white as drips from the tips of a gonnarhea dicks
As told by Ginger, I'll end your career so quick
That when you're about to drop hot spit, you'll do the opposite
I'm positive, the Kosby Kids, will help these children run amuck
Crashing in my pickup truck, go go gadget give a fuck
Turn me up, Turn me down, Bitch I'm coming to your town
I know what the ladies like, I'm not afraid to "buy them root beer floats"
I know, I look forteen but my license says 92
Perfectly legal, all you sluts, let's have a rendevous
I'm on to you, your on to me, let me say this honestly
(That I will blow a dude, 50 bucks, no questions asked)
No, don't try to haggle me, Bitch I'm back in Applebees!
To prove to my stepdad that what a good rapper I can actually be

[Outro: H-Bass]
So this is my last 6 lines, I better give my thanks
To Delaware, Littlefoot, Nelson, and my boy Bangs
To Karnivourous, Young L, G-Spot, and Diamond Cut
And shoutout to that fast rapping motherfucker Bustnut
We've killed a lot of tracks today, let's get out stories straight
Hi, My Name's H-Bass, and that's a Kosby Kids mixtape