Hip Hop Wieners - You Smell Awful [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse One: John Smith]
Now bare witness
Or rather share this with
Of the dip shit rocking lightening scented pit stick
Another licks his Neapolitan, raises new flavors like Bisquick
With the click, click
YOU WINK WINK!
(Someone in the room got a...) THICK STINK!
And not the good kind neither like reefer or Saffron
If it smells like it but ain't it don't put that on
Supposedly vanilla she would splash on
It was killer when she'd straddle me all touchy and grabby
But licking her neck was like tongue kissing a nine volt battery
It had to be said, "Exercise discretion"
You mad at me but it's your Obsession
Sad to see that testing on animals has hardly stopped
So don't believe them tee's from the body shop
"Ahoy. My asthma's noxious
It irritates my kabassis."
That means lay off the cologne Boss
I can't recall the last time my nose bled but yet it glows red
Beside me at the bar Bushed as Jeb
Thinks the world is sev, buying his girl a Rev'
Something this player just don't get
Tripping cause he's dripping, afraid of his own sweat

[Hook] {x}
Wear you the cologne

[Verse Two: Pip Skid]
You overdid it holmes
Used too much C.K
You fucked your pheromones in a pursuit to get laid
Why your feet sweat and your socks get wet
You breed Athlete's Foot like Chia Pet
And sometimes what you get is not what you smell
It's like Snoop Dogg looks so cool you never tell
With the gin and marijuana, takes its toll
Transforming exhales into a second asshole
Okay Mr. Halitosis, boasting and bragging
You ain't Ricky Steamboat but you came with the dragon
It's the Shock Of The Hour like MC Ren
Up in my grill wearing, Ja Rule For Men
(Fucking A man)
How'd you get so sterile?
And where'd you get that country fresh lemon scented apparel?
Me, I'm feral
Bent teeth when I grin
How the fuck you gonna go and leave my cheese in the wind?
Now I was posting up to crash, use your place as a guest
It smelled like potpourri, nose working its best
Searching out the odor, on the ground I crawl
That it was actually deodorant you plug in a wall
So get your Activist body shot, Calvin Klein
KFC microwave popcorn out of mine
Let's rhyme
Smell like weed on fire, it smell good
Sweating while I'm dancing in my Break Bread hood
While your stench pencil pokes at the frustrated air
Skin burns in spots where you remove hair
Trying to cover the story but your body wants to tell it
(Used to smell like shit on the carpet, smell it)

Rev it up
Rev it up
Rev it up
Rev it up
(Throw your hands in the air)
Rev it up
Rev it up
Rev it up
Rev it up
(Throw your hands in the air)

[Red Fox stand up]
"Dearly beloved. When you go home tonight. For the first time in your life, for some of ya. Wash up!"

[Hook]

[Hunnicutt]
Somebody say "Odor, odor, odor!"

[Audience]
Odor, odor, odor!

[Hunnicutt]
Somebody say "Odor, odor, odor!"

[Audience]
Odor, odor, odor!

[Red Fox stand up]
"Dearly beloved. When you go home tonight. For the first time in your life, for some of ya. Wash up!
Come to bed damp for a change."