Hollywood Undead - El Urgencia [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Funny Man]
Six pack in hand
Stage dive to the pit
Hustle the ladies
Got gorilla tactics
I'm creepin through the show
And I'm scanning for hoes
Girls got a bag of slippers
Wanna do the no no
Get back to the bus
It's the end of the night
Get back to the bus
And get out of my life
Cause I got people to see
Hoes as freaky as me
I roll it to the after party with my boy Charles P
Picked up a few friends
Now I'm dippin with bitches
Socked the bitch to my right
I said click it or ticket
Girl feeling my ride
Now she's getting suspicious
This a brand new Miata
As I'm Hittin Them Switches
I ride behind Charlie
As he's poppin a As he's poppin a wheelie
I finally made it to the party
Now he's coppin a feely
See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heelys
Now I'm finna get down yelling somebody beer me

[Hook 1]
So chug this beer with me
Get drunk with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get high alone

[Verse 2: Charlie Scene]
I roll up to the party in my Honda
Funny followed me is his Mazda Miata
Damn what a balla
Top down what a primadonna
The spinners that he bought
Straight outta Auto Zone for 30 dollas
Money we have nada
Lets go inside I'll folla
They didn't let us in
So we hopped a
Wall but I dropped ya
That's when I lost ya
I didn't try ta call ya
I ran into a crowd of Celebrities and Papa
Razzi and they shot a
Pictures of me and Dennis Hopper
Now I needa doctor
Yo Lil' John-ya
Crunk juice and Vodka
Is turning me into a monster
One more shot and I'mma gon-ah
(But Charlie Scene, I saw ya stick your dick in the salsa)
I don't want no drama
I'd rather have my anaconda
Deep throated by Piranhas

[Hook 2]
So take these pills with me
Got'em from J-D-O-G
Sense this urgency
Cause I don't wanna get high alone
So take this Ecstasy
They must be J3T's
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get down alone

[Interlude: Funny Man]
Ay, who's going to the rave tonight, huh?
Ay, we'll see Da Kurlzz there, he'll be rave poppin'
Ah, odelay, fool
Who wants to get pussy?

[Hook 1]
So chug this beer with me
Get drink with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get high alone

[Outro: Charlie Scene]
I'm FUCKING HORNY NOW!