Homeboy Sandman - I-Tunes Song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes
I'll entice you, I'll excite you, I'll ignite you, I'll insight you
I'm just like you, you're just like me
You not liking me's unlikely
So I'm asking you politely
Buy my MP3's or bite me

[Verse One]
Boy Sand is now on I-Tunes
I don't only write rhymes I write haikus
First album, hotter than Beirut
And that's just a prelude
I don't play fool but dude I paid dues
Sellin' my tunes to you is how I choose to pay for food
So pull out your pesos and pay soon
Join a movement, it's all for one like April
Fools
Think about that last line
I'm good for makin' hits like national past times
If you don't think that 'Boy Sandman is mad nice
You don't care about the advancement of mankind
People always ask, "Man, how you come off?
And how could Jimmy Crack Corn pull his mask off?"
I tell 'em, "Buy the I-Tunes, very low cost
Then maybe we'll talk."
Beeeotch

[Hook]
If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes
I'll entice you, I'll excite you, I'll ignite you, I'll insight you
I'm just like you, you're just like me
You not liking me's unlikely
So I'm asking you politely
Buy my MP3's or bite me

[Verse Two]
Yeah
Download the software
Click on the icon it be right there
It's not too pricey, it's like breathin' a breath of fresh air
Find where it says, 'Buy Now' and press there
You'll find my CD so manly, you'll grow some chest hair
You know how movies are must sees? Well, here's a must hear
(That's not even a verse)
The beat goes on
The boy Delacroix when you're back and forth like Ponce de Leon
If you've had enough of these rancid rogues
Flaccid flows
Better get your seat belt fastened bro
Exception of my Reebok Classics, this is not a fashion show
Kick your racket like McEnroe
Thundercats, Thundercats, Thundercats (HO!)
I don't fuck with MC's unless they sound unique
Cause anybody can repeat even parakeets
Run up on your malady with a panacea
Run up on ya like The Pirates Of The Caribbean
All up in your cavity, very cavalier
Drop a seed like Captain Planet and The Planeteers
Chicks become a fan of me, get a fatter rear
Like every Russian family's got a Vladamir
Yep

[Hook]
If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes
I'll entice you, I'll excite you, I'll ignite you, I'll incite you
I'm just like you, you're just like me
You not liking me's unlikely
So I'm asking you politely
Buy my MP3's or bite me

[Verse Three]
2 Hungry Bros. got beats for days
And I raise a black fist even though it's really beige
These chicks got mo' kicks than Crazy 88's
That's a fresh set update
I don't fret, I'll be unafraid
Unfazed
Hoppin' in the fray
In the middle of the melee and I'm screamin' 'mayday'
I'm in the middle of my heyday when I'm on my A games
Like the middle of a Hurricane except there ain't no +A Bay Bay+
Lately, pretty ladies
Line up at your man's gate just to pull a baby
Instead of just sayin' "Hey" they wanna stay late
They want the mayonnaise
Array of profane phrases in my mainframe
So many irate tirades within my right brain
Set aside your full stereotypes, your rules don't apply to me
(Here it is, we go)
One more time

[Hook]
If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes
I'll entice you, I'll excite you, I'll ignite you, I'll insight you
I'm just like you, you're just like me
You not liking me's unlikely
So I'm asking you politely
Buy my MP3's or bite me