Homebrew - Benefit [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Yeah this song right here
Should only be played on a Wednesday
It's for my hard-working bums
On a benefit

--Chorus--
I've got two dozen in the fridge
And I've got another two dozen on the way
And I just got paid from WINZ (Yeah)
Bro, you know it's gonna be on today, (another day I'm on a)
Benefit, benefit, benefit, benefit
Living on a
Benefit, benefit, benefit, benefit

--Verse #1--
I get my money for nothing, I'm who I dreamed to be
Scamming the government and loving it on easy street
I got my DVD, my PS3, and TV free
Plus I got my mrs. pregnant, now we'll get the DPB
I love being me; I'm just a groovy guy
I went from thinking suicide up to super size
They gave me loot to buy me a new suit and tie
I took my cutie pie to get some soup and Thai
Cause I gotta get low like a deer
And I ain't got a moment to spare
So I gotta be quick when they're telling me a whole lotta shit that I don't want to hear
Like, 'when you get a job interview, you gotta really make sure that you know what to wear
If you ever wanna go anywhere...' yeah blah blah blah blah, bro, I don't care
Walk in an interview looking like a bum
I ain't had a shave in over a year
Kick up my feet on the boss's desk
Pick up a pen and I'm poking my ear
Scratching my balls, stroking my beard
'Bro, can I light up a smoke up in here?
It's only a joint, don't be a queer
Can I use this trophy to open a beer?'
Yeah, that's the way that I lie
Ain't worked a day in my life
Shit, they pay me to write
They pay me to play on the pipe
Now you can hate if you like
Or you can take my advice;
When you apply, stick up the line!
'Give me my money! Please.'

--Chorus--

--Verse #2--
I lay around and make about two hundred bucks a week
I made the couch into my house, my life is fucking sweet
I never score, I get a bottle full of drugs for free
Chuck them all in a cup of tea and it's just like popping a couple E
See, cause I believe that in this life, there are choices
I made the choice to tell my doctor I've been hearing voices
He said 'You're schizophrenic'
I said 'I'm rich-ophrenic!'
He said 'What you say now?'
I said 'Shit, I'm in it. It's authentic
Man, I'm being too loud in my mind
What year is it again? Three thousand and nine?
Man, what the fuck is that big round red thing hiding behind that cloud in the sky?
That's weird, man. How does it fly? Wish I could fly. Well, what if I
What if I just jumped out of this window right now? Would I die? How 'bout I try?
Anyway, yesterday down at the mall, I was like, looking for this mountain to climb
And I met this dude, and his name was God
And wow, talk about out of it guy
And he said that the world's gonna end
But maybe I'm seeing things; maybe I'm out of my mind
Give me a couple more pills, and it'll be nothing to worry about, I'll be fine'
Yeah, that's the way that I lie
Ain't worked a day in my life
Might pick up and fly to Brazil
And you're gonna pay for the flight
Now you can hate if you like
Or you can take my advice;
When you apply, stick up the line!
'Give me my money! Please.'

--Chorus--

Yeah
That's just how it is when you're broke, y'know?
Dedicated to my case manager
And shout out to all my ladies on the DPB