[Verse 1:]
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Well, I don't understand the phenomenon
We fuckin' these hoes that look like spa-la-la-la!
Rich boys think that it's shitty
But I like fuckin' crack heads with one titty (Yeah!)
And I do it at the drop of a dime
And now I get the scabies almost every time (Every time!)
So let's talk about my nut sack
I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ball sac
[Violent J:]
Well, I'm Violent J and I ain't no bitch
I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch (Ooh!)
Cause bitch, if I'm itchin' when I come home
Drop a brick in a sock, swing it on your dome
You didn't think nothin' of it, just lemme stick it!
Probly shoulda known, cuz I thought I heard crickets
In your neden
But I wasn't sayin' nuttin' though
I wasn't sayin' nuttin' till I'm done nuttin' ho!
And now I'm like, "Bitch how can this be?"
Tryna sleep on my nuts while I'm watchin' TV!
And I try and walk to the sto' and get a 40
How'd these bugs get on me?
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Somebody asked me how I got scabies
Prolly that homeless fat, redneck, bald lady
That I fucked in the shed
Then the little critters on my ding-a-ling said:
[Hook]
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts
[Verse 2:]
[Violent J:]
I met this bitch and went up in it
Dropped her off, went to the clinic
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Bitch, I got bizugs on my siznac
So tell me, what's up with that? (Ho!)
Shoulda said some'n 'bout your bug problem
Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth bitch!
Can't keep my mo' fuckin' hands out my drawers
(Stick a roach motel up under your balls)
Nah, I'd rather stick 'em in a deep fryer
And sizzle those motherfuckers off my wang
[Violent J:]
So you wanna fuck around, always gotta buck around?
Lift up ya ding-a-ling, nuttin' but a bug ya found (Woah!)
Now they call 'ya funky nuts cause ya like funky butts
Scratchin' and bitin' 'em, now they call you monkey nuts
But, I ain't sayin' nuttin', cause 'ya ain't playin' nuttin'
Bring the track back and I get back to the nut sack track
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Gotta try to rap cause the bugs is bitin'
But I ain't goin' out like a bitch, yo, fuck that!
Stick 'em in a blender and hit the switch! (NO!)
Then I hit the bitch!
[Violent J:]
Met this bum in the back of a dumpster
Fucked her in her rumpster, juggalugga humpster!
Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang
Then I heard my ding-a-ling sing:
[Hook]
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts
[Outro:]
Hey, check this out, man!
I can remember back in school
Back in elementary school
Yeah, shit used to be cool then
You know what I'm sayin'?
Cause it was all about shootin' dice
And playin' dodge ball and shit, ya know?
But then somethin' happened, man
Everybody grew up
And now ain't nothin' the same!
Like this one punk motherfucker
The same motherfucker I was tradin' G.I. Joe's with
And playin' kickball
Is gonna run up on me and throw a gang sign, talkin' about
He's gettin' ready to fly my head and shit!
Well, fuck you!
Ya know?
Cause ya still the same fake-ass bitch you always was
So don't come up on me with that shit cause I know you too well
You still the same guy that me
And my six Jello-eatin' motherfucker you always was
Oh yeah, and a couple years ago
I fucked your sister at your birthday party!
So don't come up on me cause I know you too well
Bitch boooy!
Yeah, motherfuckin' bitch boooy!
Ha ha ha ha!
