J. Unit - Danjerous Fing [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Oz Mosis]
Yo, not many of you motherfuckers understand what it's like to like in the ghetto
Might just leave it at that

[Verse 1: MC Adey P]
I'm gonna be the very fucking best like no-one ever fucking was
To catch them is my real test; gonna train them cause that is my cause
I travel round the world, searching far and wide
For Pikachu; gonna fucking find the power that's inside
Cause I use my Pokemon to help me get my way
I know you say that's not what they're for but get the fuck away
Go, Butterfree: use sleep-powder. Misty's now asleep but she'll still scream louder
Gonna get my dawg Brock; gonna join in. We'll get all the Pokemon but not Nidoking
Caterpie's string-shot was gonna be the lube
Don't need that, bitch, cause she got fucking sweaty ginger pubes
[Verse Skit]
G-Magz: Dude, you can't say that!
Adey P: Aw, shit. Come watch me, bitch!

[Hook: MC Adey P & G-Magz]
J. Unit; a fucking dangerous thing
Representing the rap of Martin Luther King
From the black to the white, we're gonna take your fucking fight
From the Eastside to the Westside, gonna gash it all night
J. Unit machine: sick beats and dreams
We're the fucking extreme J. Unit regime
Go to Iraq and take it back; gonna show no slack
Detroit-style driveby shooting attack
Jet-pack

[Verse 2: G-Magz]
Come listen to the word; new J. Unit verb
Flash, crash, trash, skin-rash
Did you hear, you sexy shit, that gash was a woman thing?
It's more than that, you twat: we represent it when we sing
Gashing our way to steak and bling
Proper Detroit scat; skeedle-deedle-jing-ting
Yeah, go and look up 'gash' on Urban Dictionary
You'll see J. Unit. Yeah, it's fucking scary
We're on Facebook, MySpace, Last.fm and YouTube
Google 'gash' and you'll see J. Unit and a lot of teenage boobs
Uncensored, unedited and very underage
Child pornography is all the rage
[Verse Skit]
G-Magz: Guys, this really isn't very G. If I get arrested for this, it's Adey P's fault
Adey P: Fuck you!
G-Magz: Fuck you! Twat

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Oz Mosis]
It's 4 in the morning in Detroit city
Got my posse out: shit's about to get shitty
Come across an old lady in the midnight fog
Beat the fuck out of her, steal her purse and rape her fucking dog
My name's Oz Mosis and I am the man
I'm the only black guy who truly understands
I drive round the ghetto with my posse of six
We fuck guys in the ass and sometimes little kids
[Verse Skit]
Ozmo: Wait, no, no. Child molestation isn't cool

Having sex with children is not cool
It's also a good idea to stay in school
And don't do drugs cause they are bad
Worship J. Unit: we're totally rad

[Hook]