Jacob Breck - An Abridged History Of Film [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
What will become of Baron Munchhausen
Harry Tuttle does heating for your housin'
I ask you this, question mark emphasized
Am I Rap De Tuto
More real than realized

I'm a dapper rapper
I don't want no Fop
If I start to studder, damn, I'm in a tight spot
And you've got to stop, this aggression will not stand man
You may hate
But that's just like your opinion, man

Hans Landon was not a villain
So I'm telling you haters to keep chillin'
My scenes are bloody
And action ain't lagging
My name ain't Buck, but I wanna pussy wagon

All talk and no game makes a dull MC
The dawn of man 2001 AD
Stop worrying, love the bomb and get crazy
(I'm afraid I can't do that)
Sing it, HAL
(it's called, Daisy)

[Verse 2]
I'm a respectable spectacle
Like Avatar, But my dialogue is better by far
Won't sink or drop my beats in the water
I save the world more often than John Connor

The say I'm the fox that's so fantastic
Don't be cussing at me cause my rap is spastic
I'm quite satisfactory and that's my answer
I'm Royal in rhyme
My range expands like cancer

I fly high
Like Airplane, see?
Don't disrespect
His name ain't Shirley
It's Leslie
So kneel, son
If you value your life, watch the Naked Gun

You got red on you, but don't bother to wipe
When I'm through with you, you'll be looking dead Wright
This zombie lifestyle's really taking its toll
Basket Man earned the power of Rap, Rock and Roll